Comments on: Boy, That Escalated Quickly

By: The Mick536

The Mick536 — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 18:01:51 +0000

After the three hit batsmen, I asked myself whether I could have predicted this strange and anomalous event. Not in my wildest dreams. I say the same thing about the Yankees in the post season.

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:56:36 +0000

[15]

Gamma Rays?

By: vins

vins — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:36:52 +0000

in all fairness, with a performance like that you might think the rays had found a new way to subtract opposing runs

By: Emma Span

Emma Span — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 14:39:30 +0000

[3] Unfortunately, Pearl does not really have any inner-hunter instincts. The closest she ever gets to aggressive is staring with gentle befuddlement.

Also, sorry all for the 10-1 typo. It was 10-3, of course. I blame Javy Vazquez (why not?).

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 14:15:53 +0000

Pearl’s VORP (Value over Replacement Pooch) is off the charts.

By: Chyll Will

Chyll Will — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 14:12:36 +0000

Pearl, who obviously has been watching too many of these type of games lately, has the right idea and I’d like to subscribe to her newsletter.

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 14:12:31 +0000

[0]

and I’m as sick as a dog … sigh … someone pass the Sudafed.

By: Alex Belth

Alex Belth — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 13:52:46 +0000

9) Almost as good as Pearl.

By: bags

bags — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 13:17:46 +0000

hilarious. you can write, emma span.

By: rbj

rbj — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:55:22 +0000

I figured the Yankees would be in trouble when they only scored one in the bottom of the fifth. Bases loaded, one out, 3,4,5 up? You gotta score more. I think Joe was sending Brian a message last night: don’t you ever fucking sign Javy ever fucking again. Fucking ever. He’s a fucking piece of shit. What the fuck were you fucking thinking. We lose the division — I can only play what I’m given, and when I’m given a fucking piece of shit like Javy, that ain’t my fault.

And Emma, u bettr be gibbin Pearl teh nomz.

By: Just Fair

Just Fair — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:54:28 +0000

[0] She’s a lot less mangy than my Yellow lab, Mickey. Good Thursday night tv openings MADE me miss Javy’s implosion. That’s a shame. He should just clear out has locker after the last regular season game and beat the street. Go back from whence you came, JV.

By: Shaun P.

Shaun P. — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:54:07 +0000

I’m not a dog person at all, but that face is adorable!

I have a confession to make – it was my fault. My wife and I were watching the game, and the 5th inning ended, and I was tired and so I said, “I’m going to bed early for once. The Yanks will be fine.”

I can’t believe it got away from them. I’ll bet there was much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments over the bases loaded no outs no runs in the bottom 5th once the game got away.

By: bp1

bp1 — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:29:36 +0000

And oh yeah – that Pearl is a sweetheart. It would take one look at me like that and I’d be fetching the milkbones from under the counter.

By: bp1

bp1 — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:28:47 +0000

Who’s a thunk that Javy Vasquez would be the new Run Fairy. Should we start calling him Javy Heredia? Did he at least throw hard enough to cause a bruise?

I think ole Mr Vasquez will be watching the playoffs on TV this year.

By: Mr. OK Jazz TOKYO

Mr. OK Jazz TOKYO — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 10:23:23 +0000

I want to give Pearl a great big hug, then unleash her inner-hunter instinct on AJ Burnett…

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 07:02:31 +0000

WHOZA CUTE DOGGIE???

YOUZA CUTE DOGGIE!!!!

WOOGIE, GOOGIE, WOOGIE, WOO!!!

By: Cliff Corcoran

Cliff Corcoran — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 06:05:41 +0000

damn, look at those eyes . . . how do you ever leave the apartment without her?