Comments on: Good News For People Who Like Bad Names

By: OldYanksFan

OldYanksFan — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 05:07:48 +0000

And oh boy… nobody could accuse us of being bored.

By: OldYanksFan

OldYanksFan — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 05:07:12 +0000

If he was drafted, they could say:
“In the 3rd round, the Yankees took a Schlitt.”

By: standuptriple

standuptriple — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 20:07:06 +0000

Can’t wait to see who makes the Schlit-list (K’s?)

By: Sliced Bread

Sliced Bread — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:56:32 +0000

John Schterling: Sheesh, Schushan, Schlitter’s getting schlaughtered out there.
Shushan Waldman: He schure is, John. Schuppose we’ll schoon schee schomeone warming up to replacshe him?
John Schterling: Yesh, indeed, Schusan and then we can schtop talking like thisch.

By: Sliced Bread

Sliced Bread — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:48:41 +0000

people who don’t clean up after their dogs should be fined for schlittering, because that’s precisely what it is.

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:32:56 +0000

[17]

Yeah, I’d go with “Schlat” …

By: Chyll Will

Chyll Will — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:17:31 +0000

[1] It’s obvious what you’re trying to obtain, but I had to give it ten seconds of thought and conclude that even I wouldn’t go there >;)

By: Will Weiss

Will Weiss — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 15:54:34 +0000

[0] So many options:

* “Girardi is going to the Schlitter.”

* “The Yankees breathe a huge sigh of relief after the performance by Schlitter.”

* “Schlitter has exploded.”

* “Schlitter has made a mess of this game.”

* “Schlitter brings nothing but pain.”

* “Schlitter can’t stop the (opposing team’s) runs.”

* “Schlitter is throwing nothing but … junk.”

Question, and the linguistic pro that Diane is, she may be best served to answer: would the past tense form of his appearances be “Schlat”?

By: BronxToCT

BronxToCT — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 14:34:57 +0000

A beer endorsement? — has to be Schlitz!

By: rbj

rbj — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 14:07:34 +0000

You know how various parts of the game are now promoted by various companies, like the “AT&T call to the bull pen”?

I suggest that the Yankees make a deal with Metamucil.

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 13:59:02 +0000

Anagrams of Brian Schlitter include:
Belch irritants
Isn’t crab Hitler
Rich, silent brat
In rectal births
Birth rectal sin
Brain retch list

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 13:48:15 +0000

The Yanks MUST now acquire THIS guy to locker next to Schlitter.

http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2011/01/03/baseball-player-name-of-the-week-9/

(yes, I’m 12 years old too)

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 13:35:38 +0000

Is Schlitter on Twitter?
Is he constipated, cause I hear he has a great back-up slider.
He is one of the few players in today’s game to still have a stool in front of his locker.
Speaking of which, would Dulcolax be considered a PED for him?
For Schlitter, every opposing batter is his enema.
I have a feeling that if he doesn’t pitch well, the Yanks may suggest a Bartolo Colonscopy.

(I’m here all week … try the Bob Veale).

By: Diane Firstman

Diane Firstman — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 13:31:49 +0000

Regardless of his ability AT the plate, when he undoubtedly gets released, he’ll be our “Designated Schlitter”

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 09:48:19 +0000

If he trained with Gaylord Perry we could get great “Schilter’s Spitter” headlines too.

By: Emma Span

Emma Span — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 06:24:56 +0000

I love you guys.

By: thelarmis

thelarmis — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 05:37:53 +0000

HOLY SCHLITT!!!

By: Raf

Raf — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 05:21:50 +0000

[1] Jack?

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 05:13:11 +0000

[1] Harry?

Hilarious Emma. I nearly Shlitt myself.

“Ya know, Susan, it seem like Shlitter’s a bit stiff today. Perhaps he hasn’t had time to loosen up.”

Anyway, nice move by Cashman.

By: Mattpat11

Mattpat11 — Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:45:27 +0000

At least he’s not a lefty