Well,just don’t let the bastards keep you away. I walk around during the Star Spangled (which my direct ancestor Mr. Key wrote, BTW, so I’ll sit or talk or do whatever the fuck I want while it’s playing, I talk during the Kat Smith break, if I can’t walk around, and I chat up the ushers to get them to loosen up.

I know about the experience, I just hate the fact that fans are treated with such contempt. And that the moat seats get first-class service while us upper-deck rabble do not. You know how incredible the service is here, my 1000 Yen yakitori joint has better service than United Airlines for $1000..

But dude, don’t boycott the Stadium. No matter what they do, there ain’t nuthin’ in the world like a live Yankee game in a full house at the Stadium. Don’t deprive that from Jazz Jr. just because of some shit-ass policies.

Hell, in the old days the fans used to exit through the outfield and Mickey nearly got mugged a few times. Got punched in the face more than once. As Travis Bickel said, “This town is a cesspool.”

Well done on sticking it out for the whole game!

2. How is Jorge so dense? He is a catcher. In theory, catchers are really supposed to know the game and yet Jorge manages to consistently do knuckle-headed things.

3. Did we really need to see Robertson and Rivera pitch today??? Lohud quoted Girardi as saying that Robertson was unavailable today and yet he pitched.

4. Why wasn’t the game called after 5 innings? They stopped the game after the top of the 4th and I was half headed towards the exit. I stopped when I saw them bringing dirt out while the umps huddled. The game was getting slippery and I was waiting for Cano or Granderson to get hurt and kill the season.

5. Yankees really don’t appreciate their fans very much. They give away a free ticket to anyone with tonight’s ticket. That’s to assuage the fans who didn’t show up today. What about rewarding the ones that showed up? Instead we were told by stadium security that we couldn’t move up at first. Finally the Yanks relented near the end of the 1st inning. And God forbid that a 4 hour wait would be enough to let fans sit in the “Legends seats.” All the while, the Yanks continued to sell $4 hot chocolates and $5 water at the stadium at 2 in the morning.

6. When did the PC police start working at the Stadium? Security told one fan to “not be so vulgar” or be kicked out. Really??? Vulgarity is an issue now? The fan had been alluding to Baltimore’s 3rd base coach Willie Randolph’s past endorsement of Subway’s sandwiches. She merely said that while he touted the 6inch sub, she suspects he is really a footlong. Explicit no but racy definitely. Apparently enough to get the PC police at the Stadium to silence her. At least the “asshole” chant was still permitted. For now.

Hopefully there will be sunshine … or at least no rain!

I can’t offing believe this. It’s been raining like crazy for the past hour and a half or more, and Mo is out there getting a save?

Whoever decided to play the past 4 innings should be taken out behind the Stadium and drowned.

now, 1 more quick out please!

That’s a worse pitch than the pitch to Granderson that was called ball 4, back when.

Robot. Umpire. Overlords.

Never would have guessed it.