Comments on: Taster’s Cherce

By: Chyll Will

Chyll Will — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 04:24:00 +0000

I’ll tell ya, Jazz, my niece Nikki and I discovered a secret about chinese food restaurants in America: beware the smiling golden cat! The word is that they bring the restaurant good luck, but from our experience it’s a good indication that what you see may not be… Well, you didn’t get pieces of the rib stuck between your teeth, right? >;)

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 01:09:42 +0000

[27] NEVER EVER EVER would I listen to Kenny Gorelick! That was a joke!
[26] They do indeed. I rarely eat pork, lasting influence of my dearly departed Muslim Aunty who I grew up with. But bacon seems kind of gross to me anyways..did enjoy some Chinese spare ribs once though.

By: Evil Empire

Evil Empire — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:27:03 +0000

Yay Bacon!

As to facon, turkey bacon is pretty fucking good if its prepared properly. Use the pan – not the microwave.

By: Yankee Mama

Yankee Mama — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:53:35 +0000

Too funny. How a discussion of bacon becomes Jews making Christmas albums. This site never disappoints.

But, please tell me that you’re not really going to listen to Kenny G. That is hard to stomach.

We Jews have proven to be consummate assimilators.

By: Chyll Will

Chyll Will — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:06:26 +0000

Ya see whuttumsayin’? The minute someone says “bacon”, the comments start flying! >;)

By: kenboyer made me cry

kenboyer made me cry — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 13:30:18 +0000

[24] Funny!

He’s got that Jesus-type hair.

By: RIYank

RIYank — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 12:51:03 +0000

That’s right, those are Mel Torme’s chestnuts roasting, Mr. OK. And “I’ll be home for Christmas” was written by two Jews. “Walkin’ in a winter wonderland”, “Christmastime in the city”, Jew, Jew.

But yeah, the main characters in the nativity scenes are Jews, after all. And we now know that the little drummer boy is Jewish.

By: thelarmis

thelarmis — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 05:31:53 +0000

[20][21] ok, now i’m feeling the pressure to put out a 4-mallet solo marimba album playing christmas tunes!

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 05:21:34 +0000

[21] John “Country Boy” Denver was Jewish? Better check the official record: http://www.jewornotjew.com/

Ok, jazz tourists in town to go and entertain. Happy Holidays everyone!

By: kenboyer made me cry

kenboyer made me cry — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 05:10:58 +0000

[20] Barbara Streisand, Neil Diamond, John Denver. Barry Manilow, Bette Midler, Carole King, Irving Berlin wrote “White Christmas”, the list goes on…

Label pressure? We can do it better? Assimilation? Money? Why not? Keep Christ (the Jew) in Christmas.

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:50:15 +0000

[19] Beautiful, that gets a http://instantrimshot.com/

Maybe skating on think ice here but always amazed me how many Jewish performers put out Christmas albums. Label pressure I imagine? And I believe Mel Torme wrote “The Christmas Song”..classic.

By: kenboyer made me cry

kenboyer made me cry — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:40:32 +0000

[18] Kenny Gorelick, the Seattle plumbing supply businessman’s son didn’t eat bacon either.

But he invested in Starbucks in the ’80′s so I guess he likes coffee.

Cover all bases with chocolate mocha covered bacon candy.

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:23:03 +0000

[17] You guessed right! Jazz and obscure African 1970s records all I’m buying these days. Oh, and of course Kenny G’s 7th Xmas collection. It just ain’t Christmas in the OK Jazz household without Kenny Gorelick!

By: thelarmis

thelarmis — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 04:07:39 +0000

[16] funny = you spelled Megadeth wrong! : )

i got their brand new album a few weeks back. i’m guessing you, um…didn’t!

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:58:54 +0000

[15] We’d be young pups at the metal bars here. They’re filled with guys in their 50s wearing denim jackets with Iron Maiden and Megadeath patches.

I’m going tonight to my Nigerian friend’s bar, then to a jazz “forget-the-year” session at a cafe. Will try to make it home safe and not slurring..

By: thelarmis

thelarmis — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:43:40 +0000

[14] sounds good! i’ve avoided the heavy metal clubs for half a lifetime now. used to be a coupla really great ones on long island and in queens.

when i was dating the british queen, she worked at one in manchester and i felt really outta place hanging there. i loved it when i was a late teen, but not in my thirties…

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:34:42 +0000

[13] There are several of those now, plus a nice cafe as well. But the heavy metal bars you’ll have to avoid!

By: thelarmis

thelarmis — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 03:09:49 +0000

[12] oh, boo. it’ll never happen, unfortunately. i can’t voluntarily hang in smoky places. my jazz trio used to have a house gig at a cigar bar. it was brutal, but at least i was playing and getting paid…

we’d need to find a jazz club that enforced a smoking ban!

By: Mr OK Jazz Tokyo

Mr OK Jazz Tokyo — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 01:50:05 +0000

[7] thelarmis, how we going to hang in jazz cafes here where they burn both incense AND tons of cigs??!

By: thelarmis

thelarmis — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 01:37:43 +0000

this is all blasphemous. plain ol’ cheerios – with skim milk – is the best food on this or any other planet!!!

: )