Comments on: Teams May Be Closer Than You Think

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 02:15:03 +0000

I will wrap with the words of the immortal Danny Glover:

“I’m getting too old for this shit.”

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 02:11:43 +0000

Ichiro must be thinking, WTF did I get myself into?

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 02:10:08 +0000

[47] Cesar Romero was the best.

Although, I suppose Heath Ledger turned out the best single performance….in the humorless Batman series.

By: Jose Sarduy

Jose Sarduy — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 02:08:01 +0000

truly unfortunate that we lost this game in the 2nd inning.

And lose a second straight game to a team that has been out scored by 57 runs

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 02:05:09 +0000

I’m back. Well, there goes that theory out the window.

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 02:02:05 +0000

Alright, I’m done with dinner … and done with this disasterbacle of a game.

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:55:56 +0000

Oh, fer fuck’s sake, Showalter, the pinch-hitting appearance of Jayson Nix with the bases empty with a 5 run lead prompts a pitching change?!?!?

WTF???

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:52:51 +0000

[46] Well, original modern Joker … well, at least the original Joker for me, since I didn’t read the comics or watch the TV show …

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:51:31 +0000

To paraphrase the original Joker, this team needs an enema …

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:50:43 +0000

Good job, @bindergirardi!

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:43:17 +0000

This team wouldn’t know situational hitting if it showed up naked at the clubhouse door and beat them to death with a hobo …

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:35:05 +0000

Hey Curtis, how about you let that slop-shit slider hit you and take a fucking base instead of striking out and sitting down?

Maybe?

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:26:03 +0000

[40] I blame me for the slide … ever since I decided to get MLB.tv again, the team has been awful.

Of course, that coincided with Ichiro!’s first game, so maybe its a toss up …

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:25:46 +0000

I’m working on a theory that the Yankees play better when I’m not watching. Let’s test it. I’m going to go make some coffee and read the newspaper.

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:21:29 +0000

This line-up is looking a lot more like Seattle’s since Ichiro came over.

The Safeco Curse?

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:18:45 +0000

[37] Good idea.

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:18:14 +0000

Remember *last* year, when Russell Martin wasn’t a complete fucking disaster at the plate?

Yeah, me too …

By: cult of basebaal

cult of basebaal — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 01:01:41 +0000

[35] Yeah, use a proxy and tap into the BBC broadcasts …

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 00:57:08 +0000

Just clearly heard Swisher yell, “fuck!”

By: Boatzilla

Boatzilla — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 00:53:44 +0000

Has anyone seen any of the Olympics? In this country they refuse to show any event, or even a replay, unless a Japanese athlete is participating.

I wanted to see that Chinese swimmer, Ye. Can’t find a replay anywhere. The IOC seems to have a lock down on video content. I suppose I will have to try the black market if I wan to enjoy the “Olympic spirit.”