Bronx Banter » Jason Varitek http://www.bronxbanterblog.com Development site for Bronx Banter Blog's upcoming look and feel Mon, 20 May 2013 00:30:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 Witch-King of Angmar To Re-Sign With Barad-dûr* http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2010/12/02/witch-king-of-angmar-to-re-sign-with-barad-dur/ http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2010/12/02/witch-king-of-angmar-to-re-sign-with-barad-dur/#comments Thu, 02 Dec 2010 21:38:31 +0000 Emma Span http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/?p=45154

According to Peter Gammons, our unfriendly neighbors to the north are close to re-signing Jason Varitek to a two million dollar, one-year deal. Good news for the base stealers of the AL East.

Of course, yesterday Gammons tweeted “Cp L”. Still, this is about the easiest thing in the world to believe. The day the Red Sox don’t offer Jason Varitek a contract is the day we all peer anxiously towards the east to make sure the sun will still be rising there.

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*Alternate title: Grand Moff Varitek To Re-Sign With Death Star. Yeah. My nerdiness is running amok today. By way of apology, here’s a photo of Jason Varitek and a dolphin.

Don't ask me.

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