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		<title>New York Minute</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Alex Belth]]></dc:creator>
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					<description><![CDATA[Get to the uptown platform of the IRT last night and there is a train...]]></description>
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<p>Get to the uptown platform of the IRT last night and there is a train in the station. Looks like it has been there for a while. I find an opening and slide in. There&#8217;s an announcement overhead that because of a sick passenger at our station the local trains are going express from 42nd to 72nd. Now I&#8217;m at a local stop between those stations but I figure I&#8217;d wait it out. Then, the train goes out of service so everybody empties out on the platform. We&#8217;re standing there, close together, and I still figure to wait it out when I see three EMT workers move their way through the crowd. This could take some time so I walk away, up to the street, where it is now raining, cross Broadway and enter the downtown station. Almost slip twice&#8211;damn weak ass shoes.</p>
<p>Figure I&#8217;ll go one stop to Times Square and then transfer for the uptown train running express.</p>
<p>Now, I don&#8217;t think I should have to pay again but there is no booth clerk on the downtown platform anymore.  I consider jumping the turnstiles and feel righteous about it. Hey, if a cop stops me, I&#8217;ve got a story. But I don&#8217;t do it. Why? Cause I figure I&#8217;m going to bust my ass in the process. So I pay again and I&#8217;m on the platform when I look across the station and the uptown platform is cleared out. Local is running again and an announcement says the next local train will arrive in one minute.</p>
<p>Cue the Benny Hill music.</p>
<p>Dammit, so I exit, walk back across Broadway in the rain and then into  to the uptown station agian. Now, I really don&#8217;t see paying again, but there is a long line at the clerk&#8217;s booth and I want to make this train more than anything, so screw it, I pay again. That&#8217;s $7.50 for one ride and you know what? I wanted to get home so I didn&#8217;t spend any energy being pissed off about it.</p>
<p>Fug it.  And the point is, sure I got screwed but at least I didn&#8217;t bust my ass.</p>
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