Just in time for a Teix message!

Wow, he freaking killed that one. Bleachers over the bullpen. Needed that one, too -- both Mark and the Yanks.

Oh, nice job, getting out of the jam!

Gotta score here. (Bases loaded, one out in the second.)

Hey!
That's how you're supposed to do it!
Brett singles up the middle and we plate two runs!

Boy, this is fun -- another runner scores from second on a single.

I mean, not that I have anything against home runs, Mark, that was also good.

Goddam. The Sheriff rides again: two-run double.

This might be my favorite game of the season. Too bad I don't have any company :-(

Yay, Mark!

this is awesome! i'm just tuning in though; been following on my phone. think i'm gonna watch this inning over.

Tex!

Our last seven batters have reached base.

[7] Hi, RI : )

Oh, good, thelarmis!
Let's see double digits, and some interesting records for Gary Sanchez. (In one game!)

This is ridiculous. Eight straight batters have reached!

wow. this is fun!

of course it goes without saying, but...i want double digits!!

boo!

See! It is fun!

Let's see if Aaron can bang down the gavel and begin his legend.

Humph. Well, hard to complain. Although double-digits in the second inning would have been quite acceptable.

crap.

i want a quick, shutdown inning from cessa.

that's what i'm talkin' about!

[18] Like that.

hit parade!

Brett rains on the parade.

I guess Gardners like rain.

RI - i'm taking my bride for dinner and drinks. i'll check in from my phone in a little bit. don't think they'll be able to turn the game on at the tavern. shit sox are on mlb and the braves don't play 'til 10:15. so, i guess i'll have to converse with my wife ; )

Okay.
The Red Sox game is kind of fun, too!

The Judge throws another runner in jail!

Oh, hm, maybe not. I think Didi missed him.

I accept the outfield assist! (But they blew the call, he was safe.)

Chase banks a couple of runs!

And that's double-digits. I believe thelarmis just felt a warm breeze waft past his ears.

Double Digits!!

Chase made up for that first pitch foul out

Oh my god.

He's unreal.

Oh my god, he did it again!! Just saw the highlight. Just...wow!

Did he get a curtain call? He should!

Dozen. I want a bakers dozen ; )

[30] [31] Gary is oh our god. Gary יהוה Sanchez.

No curtain call, but CC broke up laughing, in disbelief.

Pretty sweet eh! I've been watching, just offline. I like this Cessa kid. Sanchez is ok too.

Tonight seems like a good opportunity to let Heller get his feet wet btw. I hope Joe doesn't let him sit out there and do nothing.

The judge! He needed a hit.

And Heller is warming up btw! MLB debut coming up!

How yah! Torreyes!

There's yer baker's dozen, thelarmis, on back-to-back doubles.

Bakers Dozen!!

Love the Evreet, RI : )

And one more! If nothing else this is fun.

Two touchdowns.

Touchdown!!!

I think I need to watch this game on Roku later.

I do like the football score with the football season coming up. First game in college bowl is happening tonight.

Cain just went deep to center at the fens!!!

He'll do.
Maybe let him try another inning?

[45] Yeah, it's a good night for the Blue Jays, huh?

[46] I have high hopes. I mean, our middle pen is brutally bad so plenty of room for him.

That was not a good look for Machado.

Interesting point by Michael, about how Austin Romine is suffering for Sanchez' success.

Any chance we trade Romine? I bet he'd get a very good price.

Let's keep the +11 run diff.

We aren't going to have the biggest score in the AL East tonight. The Jays have 15. Two-point conversion, I guess.

Don't give up any more runs!!

Well, that was fun. Let's do it again tomorrow!

Looks like I picked the wrong day to go to a Mud Hens game, though they won too.

When jacoby had a big hit early in the game, I was getting off an exit on the highway. The car in front of me had RBJ as the second part of their license plate!

[56] It was probably just a coincidence.

Of course, the shit sox are threatening in the bottom of the 9th at the fens. God, do I fucking *loathe* that team and ballpark and fanbase.

It was an out of state license plate (them call them "tags" down here), so I'm not so sure.

that is a BEAUTIFUL double play against the Fat Fucking Liar!!! retire already, Big Babi.

yup, they scored a run.

i can't stand Markus. great, a 5-hit game for him. how come he isn't in the hall of fame yet, along with bendintendi(n)?

come on, KC. win the game already. god fucking damn it.

game ovah!!!

[61] Ben Nintendo is hurt.
I like seeing Betts go 5-for-5 in a losing effort. It's a nice sense of futility.

He's a futility outfielder!

we're 5 games over for the first time this season.

cessa is 4-0.

3.5 games out of the second WC.

[64] i know, that's why i said it. i mean, he played in a handful of games and is no on the DL. but he's a shit sock, so he should be in cooperstown by now!

Column A blew it vs. the Stros. sucks.

Sanchize now has 1 more double and 1 more homer than A-Rod had this season. Amazing!

[69] That's what I've been telling you guys all year. We've got to get rid of A-Rod. ;>) hoot!

Actually, since all the A-Rod drama stopped, this team has been a lot more fun to watch. Of course having Super Sanchez in the line-up is a huge part of it, but it just seems like the team overall is lighter now. Fresher. More fun. Funky fresh.

Boo, he went

Uh oh, very not good

Phew

another good AB by Young Gary!

good on you, Tex!

1-0

let's add some more...

Yay, Mark!

dammit, didi.

c'mon, castro!

Dammit, wanted more

crap

I love how doubles in the left-center gap always look at Yankees stadium - though, I don't appreciate them as much when the other team does it.

nice k, green.

ok, one more!

good work, chad!

Crap

BOO!!!

Crashed.

That's some power.

Come on, Chad, man up now.

Okay, let's get those two back.

He did NOT go!

Ok, maybe he *slightly* went...

Nice. Let's make them pay!

Starlin!

There ya go!

Let's see if you can keep your job, Brian.

Oh, god. Plays.

I fucking hate plays.

Crap!

Looks safe

Could go either way.

Brian was about to go yard for Grandma.

I'm surprised GI Joe was that aggressive there...