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Yankee Panky: Hodgepodge

Posted By Will Weiss On March 9, 2009 @ 11:33 am In Bronx Banter,Will Weiss,Yankee Panky | Comments Disabled

An open letter to A-Rod’s handlers …

To whom it may concern:

In light of recent events where Alex Rodriguez has spoken to the media, in both controlled and extemporaneous settings, it is my belief that you should consider a gag order for your client/relative. (New York Times columnist Harvey Araton agrees [1].) Certainly, you’ve read the analysis of his press conference performance in this space and elsewhere, and are aware of the dent your client/relative’s credibility has taken. This past week, his comments about Jose Reyes would have been fine if he hadn’t added these 13 words: “I wish he was leading off on our team, playing on our team.” In fact, it spurred the Daily News to run a Top 10 list of dumbest A-Rod quotes [2] last Wednesday.

Now, with the labrum tear in his hip — naturally, people will jump to conclusions that it’s steroid-related, despite reports to the contrary [3] — there are greater questions to ponder. Why do the partial surgery as opposed to getting the whole thing done? Is this short-term solution best for the long term? What led to that decision? Is Alex in consistent pain? Does the hip hurt after extended periods of rest? Sleep? How about walking up and down stairs? While cortisone shots would help, would they have an adverse effect on the healing process? Inquiring fans want to know, provided he can tell us something without inadvertently offending someone and then issue an apology through a publicist. Maybe the Yankees don’t want him to speak and potentially say anything incriminating. Judging from the commentary of how the organization has handled his hip injury [4] over the last 10 months, you have to wonder if Brian Cashman and the rest of the brass are not fully committed [5] to nine more years of Alex Rodriguez in a Yankee uniform.

We know Alex is going to be a target. He’s the highest paid and arguably most talented player in professional baseball. In general, Yankee fans are concerned about his health, mainly because it’s impossible to replace the production he can provide in the lineup. He’s still the most important piece to their offense. We want to see Alex recover, get back on the field and help the Yankees win their first World Series since the turn of the century. What we don’t want to see is him speaking to the media, fumbling his words and giving us more reasons to liken him to Manny Ramirez with a different type of insanity. Some fans are already at that point [6].

Maybe Bernie Williams is right; time away from the team, and the game, will be good for him.

We hope so.

Will Weiss


• Harvey Araton espouses on the First Amendment, A-Rod, and Selena Roberts in a column published last Monday [7]. For anyone entering Journalism School or interested in reporting and mass communication/media theory, this is a must-read. [Props to Diane Firstman for the recommendation.]

• With A-Rod out, the shift in Yankee coverage is shifting toward C.C. Sabathia and Mark Teixeira. This makes sense, since both will be under even more pressure to perform, now that the team will be without Rodriguez for an extended period of time.

• Though he’s not affiliated with the YES Network anymore on a full-time basis, Jim Kaat shared his thoughts on the PED issue with Kevin Kernan of the Post [8], and proved once again why he’s one of the classiest individuals you’ll ever meet.

• Maybe this is being nitpicky, but did anyone else notice that the flag patch on the right sleeve of the United States’ World Baseball Classic team’s uniforms had the stars on the wrong side? (It was in the upper right corner, instead of upper left.) Neither Dave O’Brien nor Rick Sutcliffe noticed it on the ESPN broadcast. And nothing I read as far as game coverage noticed the gaffe.

NEXT WEEK: What should the key stories be as we count down to Opening Day, and how would you like to see them covered? Send your submissions here [9].

Until then …

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[1] New York Times columnist Harvey Araton agrees: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/08/sports/baseball/08araton.html

[2] Top 10 list of dumbest A-Rod quotes: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/03/04/2009-03-04_the_quotable_alex_rodriguez_arods_top_10.html

[3] reports to the contrary: http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/yankees/ny-spcyst056058235mar05,0,361146.story

[4] organization has handled his hip injury: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/06/sports/baseball/06curry.html

[5] not fully committed: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2009/03/05/2009-03-05_arod_keeps_bringing_bad_news_on_the_yank.html

[6] already at that point: http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/yankees/2009/03/jeter-waiting-and-wondering-on.html

[7] last Monday: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/sports/baseball/03araton.html

[8] Kevin Kernan of the Post: http://www.nypost.com/seven/03072009/sports/moresports/pitching_great_loving_life__blames_leagu_158448.htm

[9] here: mailto:will_weiss@yahoo.com

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