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Funny Name for a Man…Lance
Posted By Alex Belth On July 31, 2010 @ 11:07 am In Bronx Banter | Comments Disabled
I’ve never met a Lance that I’ve liked. Knew a kid when I was in fourth grade, lived up the block, Lance. He was a dick. Lance. Never followed one on TV or in sports that I liked, until Lance Berkman, that is. Because Lance Berkman has a good face–doughy and open. Looks like a second-rate opera singer with black eye-liner or a moldy Elvis impersonator. The point is, he’s fun. And according to Jeff Pearlman he’s authentic  too, so I think he’ll do just fine in New York.
First Lance I ever cared to like and now will be more than heppy to root for. Here’s hoping there are no late snags on this one and Berkman in this year’s David Justice for Cash Money. I know he’s on the downside of his career, but in this line up he could wake up in a New York minute.
So, bring us some Lancelot P. Berkolllistock with a schmeer. Let’s tip the scales, shall we?
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