- Bronx Banter - http://www.bronxbanterblog.com -

Passing the Time

Posted By Emma Span On October 11, 2010 @ 1:26 pm In Emma Span,Playoffs,Yankees | Comments Disabled

[1]

The postseason schedule is so relaxed, it’s now actually napping. As a result, we’ve got five whole days to kill before the Yankees play again, and while we figure out what to do with ourselves as we wait, I can only assume the players are doing the same. Some uneducated guesses as to how the Yankees are passing the time:

Robinson Cano: Hanging with his cousin Burt Reynolds [2]*, tearing around Texas with a truckload of beer and eluding the sheriff with help from some friendly CBers [3].

*(No, really. I watched Burt Reynolds play for the Hudson Valley Renegades against the Brooklyn Cyclones this summer with, as you might imagine, considerable glee, and the discovery that he is Robinson Cano’s cousin just absolutely made my day.)

Alex Rodriguez: Sitting for a portrait of himself as a gryffin.

[4]

Derek Jeter: Oh, you know [5]. Just chilling.

[6]

Andy Pettitte: Carefully planning ahead so that he will have just the right amount of stubble for Game 2 on Saturday.

Jorge Posada: Urinating on his hands [7] a few extra times, spitting a lot, trying to hold his knees together with Fun-Tak, chewing gum, paper clips, and twine.

Nick Swisher: Finally getting that neck tattoo.

Mark Teixeira: Stroking a fluffy white cat and working on his sinister plan for world domination (well, I assume. No one is really that bland).

Joba Chamberlain: Wandering the streets and accosting random strangers to make sure they can see him.

A.J. Burnett: [sitting in front of the mirror]: “I’m going to pitch a great game next week! And I’m gonna help the team! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me!”

C.C. Sabathia: Watching fit, trim Cliff Lee and David Price as they pitch on absolutely nothing less than full rest, pointing, laughing, having another cheeseburger.

[8]

-

Mariano Rivera: Being the speaker. Being the listener. Being the giver. Being the sustainer. Protecting us from the front and back. Protecting us from the north and the south, from above and below. Protecting us from all directions.

 Being full of perfect knowledge of truth and awareness. Being full of bliss and pure consciousness. Being truth, consciousness and bliss. Being the absolute awareness. Being full of supreme wisdom and knowledge.

Being the earth, water, fire, air and the space. Being the root foundation of speech. Being beyond the physical, mental and causal bodies. Being beyond the three aspects of time: past, present and future. Being eternally established in the muladhara chakra. Having three shaktis: action, knowledge and will.

(Griffon via Christian Damm at conceptarg.org, Photo via the AP)


Article printed from Bronx Banter: http://www.bronxbanterblog.com

URL to article: http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2010/10/11/passing-the-time/

URLs in this post:

[1] Image: http://bronxbanter.arneson.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Sleeping_cat_in_black_and_white.jpg

[2] Hanging with his cousin Burt Reynolds: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/10/sports/baseball/10cano.html?src=dayp

[3] some friendly CBers: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076729/

[4] Image: http://bronxbanter.arneson.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/griffon.jpg

[5] you know: http://www.examiner.com/entertainment-in-houston/minka-kelly-earns-esquire-s-sexiest-woman-alive

[6] Image: http://bronxbanter.arneson.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/minka-kelly-sexiest-woman-alive-esquire.jpg

[7] Urinating on his hands: http://www.slate.com/id/2100652/

[8] Image: http://bronxbanter.arneson.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sabathialaughs.jpg

Copyright © 2011 Bronx Banter. All rights reserved.