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Witch-King of Angmar To Re-Sign With Barad-dûr*

Posted By Emma Span On December 2, 2010 @ 4:38 pm In Emma Span,Hot Stove | Comments Disabled

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According to Peter Gammons [2], our unfriendly neighbors to the north are close to re-signing Jason Varitek to a two million dollar, one-year deal. Good news for the base stealers of the AL East.

Of course, yesterday Gammons tweeted [3] “Cp L”. Still, this is about the easiest thing in the world to believe. The day the Red Sox don’t offer Jason Varitek a contract is the day we all peer anxiously towards the east to make sure the sun will still be rising there.

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*Alternate title: Grand Moff Varitek To Re-Sign With Death Star. Yeah. My nerdiness is running amok today. By way of apology, here’s a photo of Jason Varitek and a dolphin.

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Don't ask me.


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[1] Image: http://bronxbanter.arneson.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tek.jpg

[2] Peter Gammons: http://twitter.com/pgammo/status/10428063984656385

[3] tweeted: http://twitter.com/pgammo/status/9743127954857985

[4] Image: http://bronxbanter.arneson.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jason_varitek_at_discovery_cove.jpg

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