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Good News For People Who Like Bad Names

Posted By Emma Span On January 5, 2011 @ 11:02 pm In 2010s,Emma Span,Hot Stove,Yankees | Comments Disabled

Exciting news, sports fans: the Yankees have claimed RH reliever Brian Schlitter [1] from the Cubs. I can’t remember who Chicago was playing at the time – maybe the Mets, possibly the Dodgers – but I remember taking note of Schlitter during a game last season and thinking that the announcer, whoever he was, ought to be going very, very carefully.

[2]

I would like to start brainstorming now in preparation for the coming season. On Twitter, SNY’s own @OGTedBerg [3] has already offered up “It’s a Schlitt Storm!” and “This game has gone down the Schlitter.” @d_limonene [4] suggested the phrase “Schlitt the bed.” To which I would also like to add:

HorseSchlitt.

Anyway, one day — maybe in April, maybe July, possibly September — John Sterling is going to slip up on this, and it is going to be beautiful. Yes, apparently I’m 12 tonight.


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[1] have claimed RH reliever Brian Schlitter: http://itsaboutthemoney.net/archives/2011/01/05/yanks-claim-schlitter-from-the-cubs/

[2] Image: http://bronxbanter.arneson.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/SCHLITTER.jpg

[3] @OGTedBerg: http://twitter.com/OGTedBerg

[4] @d_limonene: http://twitter.com/d_limonene/status/22849878648430592

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