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Freddy’s Dead (No Shit Henry)

Posted By Alex Belth On April 28, 2012 @ 5:58 pm In 1: Featured,Game Recap,Yankees | Comments Disabled

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Freddy Garcia almost made it through two whole innings today and gave up six runs in the process. His ship, it be a-sinkin’. The Yanks never recovered. It was a mostly listless day for the home team. They couldn’t do anything against the rookie Drew Smyly who pitched damn well.

The good news? Well, Dave Phelps was solid in three innings of relief, Nick Swisher hit two solo homers (one from either side of the plate), and Curtis Granderson hit a solo shot himself. But even three runs against that pant load Valverde wasn’t enough. Eric Chavez, pinch-hitting, represented the tying run with Raul Ibanez on second, two outs in the ninth. Got under an 0-2 pitch, a flat slider, a pitch to hit. It went as far as the warning track for the third out.

Sombitch.

Something will be done about Garcia who is currently putting out the fire with gasoline. In the meantime, chalk this one up to a No Shit Henry loss [2].

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Final Score: Tigers 7, Yanks 5 [4].

Nothing to see here.

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Go away. Come back tomorrow. We’ll be here.

[Images via Tom Mannion [6]Anais the Mermaid [7];


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