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Thuuuh Pitch

Posted By Alex Belth On July 11, 2013 @ 8:01 am In 1: Featured,Arts and Culture,Baseball Musings,Comedy,Games We Play,Links: Sportswriting,Sports Media,Sportswriting,Yankees | Comments Disabled

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Dan Barry takes the mickey out of John Sterling in the New York Times [2]:

J.S. Thuuuh pitch. And Gardner hits a fly ball deep to right-center field, Victorino back, back — home run! A Yardy! For Gardy!

S.W. Brett certainly got all of tha —

J.S. A Yardy! For Gardy! And the Yankees take a 1-0 lead.

Now Robbie Cano, the second baseman, settles into the batter’s box. A .294 batting average, with 20 home runs and 59 runs batted in. Robbie’s been struggling a little at the plate, but Suzyn, I ask you: how do you predict baseball?

S.W. You can’t really, it’s —

J.S. Exactly. You can throw the numbers out the window.

S.W. What?

J.S. Thuuuh pitch. High and outside, a hanging curve that never broke. That hanging curve brought to you by the State of Texas. We don’t hang ’em anymore, but we do the next best thing. Texas.

S.W. Actually, Jawn, I think that was a changeup that —

J.S. And Cano rockets one to right field. It is high, it is far, it is — gone! Home run! Robbie Cano, doncha know! It’s a back to back! And a belly to belly!

S.W. You know, Jawn, I’ve always wondered what that phrase means.

[Illustration by Chris Morris]


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[2] Dan Barry takes the mickey out of John Sterling in the New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/11/sports/baseball/the-recurring-nightmare-of-suzyn-waldman.html?ref=sports&_r=0

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