As another postseason begins, today’s events serve as a reminder that it’s time for our annual public safety announcement:
BEWARE OF MOLINAS.
Molinas are extremely common this time of year. Always keep in mind that, even if they do not appear to be a threat, Molinas are very dangerous and can strike without warning. Almost every fall they claim at least one victim, tragedies that could likely have been avoided by taking a bit more care.
So, please, remember to remain on your guard when in the presence of Molinas throughout October and early November. If you come across one, do not attack or threaten it, do not approach its young, and do not hang any curveballs. Back slowly away and overpower it with your fastball. If all else fails, Molinas can generally be outrun.
Observing these simple safety tips will help ensure that you have a happy, healthy, and pleasant fall season.
-Your Friends at Bronx Banter