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The Unhappiest Place on Earth

It’s no secret that I hate the Angels. Hate ‘em like the chicken pox, and it’s not just because they’ve had so much success against the Yankees over the past fifteen years. I hate everything about them — the halo, the stadium, the rally monkey, the waterfall in centerfield, even the name. Any team named the Angels should be playing Bobby Sox softball in a league with the Ponies, the Unicorns, and the Magic Rainbows.

So after all that ranting, this next part will seem kind of snarky, but I don’t mean it to be. I kind of feel sorry for the Angels. They already have to wear those ridiculous uniforms, and then when they go with the throwbacks, they just look even more ridiculous, no matter which uni they choose. Poor Angels.

The team is celebrating its 50th anniversary, so on Friday night they trotted out the 1960s uniforms, complete with the cute little hats with the with the cute little halos on top. Lucky for them they had Jered Weaver on the mound, who could probably pitch with a flower pot on his head, but the kid who looked a look for the Cy Young on April 30 (6-0, 0.99 ERA in his first six starts) came down from the clouds in May (0-4, 5.25 in his next four).

The Yankees appeared intent on making him work, and Derek Jeter started off with a fifteen-pitch at bat to lead off the game. He ended up popping out to center, and even though Curtis Granderson and Mark Teixeira also went down, the three had made Weaver work as he expended 27 pitches to get through a 1-2-3 inning.

After the long top half, the Angels came up in the bottom half and notched a couple runs off Ivan Nova. Erick Aybar singled, moved to second on a wild pitch, and was quickly cashed in on a double from our old friend Bobby Abreu. Abreu would take third minutes later on a passed ball, and then score from there on a ground out to open a 2-0 lead.

The Yanks would split that margin in half in the second with an Alex Rodríguez double and a Russell Martin single, then tie the score at two in the fourth when Jorge Posada followed a couple of walks with a ground rule double.

The Angels, of course, would answer right back in their half of the fourth to reclaim the lead at 3-2, and after that, a strange thing happened. In an unorthodox move, the Yankee equipment manager ordered that all the bats be put away. Every once in a while someone managed to sneak a stick up to the plate, but they were obviously under strict orders not to swing. The Yankees didn’t manage a single hit after the fourth inning (they only had three total on the night), and struck out eleven times, with four of those Ks being backwards. A pathetic performance. Angels 3, Yankees 2.

Ivan Nova, though, wasn’t bad. He worked himself into a few jams, but I think we’d all be happy with six innings and three runs every time out from him. But don’t worry, everybody. CC’s driving the Score Truck tomorrow night. Expect the Yanks to win big. Big, I said. And I heard a rumor the Yanks will be wearing their throwback jerseys, the ones the team wore from 1936 to 2010. You won’t want to miss that.

[Photo Credit: Mark J. Terrill/AP Photo]

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10 comments

1 NYYfan22   ~  Jun 4, 2011 7:33 am

And I heard a rumor the Yanks will be wearing their throwback jerseys, the ones the team wore from 1936 to 2010. You won’t want to miss that.

good one.

I was in and out of a coma for most of the game and woke up in time to watch the Yanks do nothing in the top of the 8th. Looks like I didn't miss much. ugh.

Gotta a gig tonight and then need to work at 5am Sunday, so I'll be missing tonight, as well. Damn you, Left Coast.

2 The Mick536   ~  Jun 4, 2011 8:19 am

Just not fun watching them or listening to them or reading about them.

3 Alex Belth   ~  Jun 4, 2011 8:58 am

2) Yeah, first place sucks, huh?

4 Dimelo   ~  Jun 4, 2011 10:16 am

Great write-up, love the line about the bats being taken from the equipment manager.

5 a.O   ~  Jun 4, 2011 11:14 am

I hate the damn ground-rule double rule. Why can't you ever get the extra run even when you know the guy would score? It's still ump's discretion, right?

6 Hank Waddles   ~  Jun 4, 2011 11:19 am

[5] Actually, I don't think the umpire has a choice. Two bases for everyone on a ground rule double. I could be wrong, but I don't think I've ever seen even the fastest runner sent home from first on a ground rule double. Anyone else?

7 Hank Waddles   ~  Jun 4, 2011 11:21 am

[3] Good point, Alex. I was thinking that last night, as the Angels announcers previewed the Yankee team in the opening minutes of the telecast. They said something like, "This is an aging team, not like the ones we're used to seeing from the Yankees." And I thought, "Aren't they still in first place?"

8 a.O   ~  Jun 4, 2011 12:01 pm

[6] I looked it up and I think you're right. Rule 7.05(f) says runners get two bases when a fair ball bounces into the stands. But it specifies that the ball bounces into the stands "outside the first or third base foul lines.". So that clause has me confused. There appears to be no corresponding rule for balls bouncing out "inside" the foul lines. Not sure what the effect of that clause is, if any.

9 Alex Belth   ~  Jun 4, 2011 12:49 pm

The Yankees are younger than they've been in the past. It's just that Rivera, Jeter, Posada and A Rod, their marquee names are all old.

Man, announcers might be the dumbest sub species going.

10 RIYank   ~  Jun 4, 2011 6:07 pm

Sox warmed up Papelbon with a two run lead in the bottom of the eighth -- then they got two more runs, so he took the hill in a non-save situation.

The game is now going to the 14th inning. The ninth was awesome. Pedroia booted a double play ball, 'Tek got tossed for bawling at the ump, Papelbon followed shortly.

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