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Moe Becomes a Man



It was inevitable. The day has finally arrived. The first day of the rest of Moe Green’s life. Just about everyone in my house–wife, the older cat, Tashi–is relieved because Moseph has been a terror of late. Me? I’m sympathizing with the poor kid.

It was fun while it lasted, papi. This one is for you.

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1 tommyl   ~  Apr 30, 2009 1:36 pm

And here I thought this was going to be a post about Rivera converting to Judaism and getting a Bar Mitzvah!

2 Diane Firstman   ~  Apr 30, 2009 1:48 pm

That is one pissed-off kitty!

Poor Moe.

3 Alex Belth   ~  Apr 30, 2009 1:51 pm

I know. Moe ain't heppy. But he always looks mean even when he is heppy.

The kid can purr his ass off though. Sounds like a GTO with a busted muffler.

4 Just Fair   ~  Apr 30, 2009 2:09 pm

I have 90 mins. planning at work so I listen to the wide big mouth gentleman on The Fan. I am a glutton for punishment. An hour in, I am quite certan he has not mentioned Joba's nice start by name. D#$#@bag. He needs a set of balls. : ) As a side note, Alex, I'll never forget the doped look on my dog's face when we brought him home from his deballing. He was sitting up, wobbling side to side without his eyes open. Poor guy.

5 rbj   ~  Apr 30, 2009 2:16 pm

Becoming a man or stopped being one? yeah, spaying and neutering are important, but I just feel guilty about it.

6 Alex Belth   ~  Apr 30, 2009 2:39 pm

Becoming a man by losing his manhood.

7 ny2ca2dc   ~  Apr 30, 2009 2:47 pm

Hopefully not losing his manhood itself, just his manhood's sidekicks.

In other news, dick jokes are always funny!

8 Chyll Will   ~  Apr 30, 2009 3:19 pm

Alex, you are an evil man. So glad to know you! >;)

9 Alex Belth   ~  Apr 30, 2009 3:21 pm

Right, right, point well taken.

10 ny2ca2dc   ~  Apr 30, 2009 3:23 pm

Actually I wasn't being snarky. I really do have an awfully sophomoric sense of humor. My wife frequently reminds me how it doesn't suite my age. Oh well. Farts are funny too.

11 Diane Firstman   ~  Apr 30, 2009 4:02 pm

One of the broadcasters on today's A's-Rangers game spoke of a player striking out as suffering from "connectile dysfunction"

I don't know if that's clever ... but its .... something.

12 thelarmis   ~  Apr 30, 2009 7:49 pm

alex - there's a cool jazz record by an not well-known organist named Freddie Roach - it's called: Mo' Greens Please. it's from 1963 on Blue Note. i recently got it and it's fun (like all 5 of Roach's cd's). your cats' name, of course, made me think of this album...

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