It’s pretty funny that the Yanks are giving Ortiz a little send off next time the Sox are in town. They should give him an all-expenses paid trip to the North Pole so he doesn’t change his mind—which he will—next year and come back to drive in more runs against the Bombers.
Sox buried the Yanks 7-4 last night and it’s getting late, fast, for the upstarts.
More this afternoon.
Oh, well, never mind reality:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
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Ugh, Fox game
Gary go boom
go go, gary!!!
that was gorgeous : )
had it been a shit sox player, the fox crew would've gone nuts. they were practically silent...
Romine gets those runs back
Uh oh, Castro comes up lame
Probably his hammy, see ya in spring training
We're gonna lose 12-5, aren't we?
Losing Castro is kind of a big deal...
Come on Sevvy
And there it is...
we will lose today, then get swept tomorrow.
let's see how the shit sox score (at least) four this frame.
so...we'll lose, but they won't score in the double digits.
that was inside, blue.
What a shitty series this has turned out to be.
i hate kimbrel's setup. very douchey.
i knew it would be a backward k. of course.
Good start, Gritner.
Let's see how he doesn't score...
Who the hell is Donovan Solano?
5 of 9 in this lineup spent time in SWB this year. Oh well, big league experience for these guys. Better than ST games
There's a good way - don't advance the runner to third.
Solano apparently had a great season at Triple A.
Solano is a mix between Soriano and Solarte!
Not even close to going. No need for an appeal. Jeesh.
Well on the way to not scoring...
2 Ks so far
Country Breakfast has been a good pickup. Nice work, Ca$h.
Crap. Mac gave it a ride.
So, I guess we'll lose _ _ - 1. Yes, the two lines are for their double digits.
hard hittin' hanley. fuck that guy.
weak ass inning.
torreyes to butler. just like we drew it up.
 in spring training.
He's not s man he's a machine. Wow!
Heh, Who wants some pancakes
i'm just so happy that swarzak is off the dl. i hope he pitches multiple innings in every game for the rest of the season.
the butler did it! he keeps on hitting. pretty amazing.
another nice hit by didi. let's keep this 2-out rally up.
would be really amazing if gary reaches 20 homers this season. i mean, the 16 is amazing, but 20...
is sterling still doing the "gary is scary" call? it's beyond awful. doesn't even rhyme!
come on, blue!
go by markus. asshole.
can't turn two.
Got one out at leadt
4-letter network LOVES the shit sox. Yanks, not so much...
awesome. siddown, hanley. shut up, fens.
Aw, sit down Hanley!
line drive in the box score ; )
Solano! First ML hit?
Mase in yo' face!
looks like a review is coming. good lord, is pony fucker is *ugly*
(might be out)
Hmm, too close to overturn?
might be safe! not enough evidence to change the call.
either way, i HATE that stoopid fuckin' wall.
wow. 4-pitch walk to ref.
bases clogged, nobody out. we need a BIG inning here.
the announcers will be silent and sad...
Fenway is an eyesore, needs to be torn down.
Off the plate, blue
 could not agree more.
good baserunning by ref. saved the dp.
3-0. must plate at least one more...
I guess, rbi and all.
Well, I'll take that, considering it's SWB vs. Bahstahn
bad throw by midget fucker. great slide by Mace!
reliever coming in for gary.
another scummy looking shit sock.
hope the long layoff doesn't hurt the very large man.
O's vs. Shit Ox this week. Still can't root for RS
popup to right and the crowd goes nuts like it was a 5-run homer off the bat.
 i'm with you.
ball 3 could've been a strike...
tribe lost 40% of their rotation. #2 and 3 starters. might bode well for the fucking shit sox. : /
nice-ish play, solano.
really want butler to go yard here.
iPad is running low and I've been busy this weekend. Might watch a couple more innings, but I'm out, thelarmist.
wow, is mac s l o w. nice double though!
obviously a double. idiot fan. should be escorted out.
no reason to look at this. there goes the fan. looks like his kid has to miss the rest of the game. dumbass.
cc in the danger zone. this might be where we lose...
walked him. 2 out for markus.
sevy just now getting loose. shoulda been up before the inning started.
bad CC, bad CC, bad CC. goddammit.
bad butler too...
great. blake is up. at least it isn't swarzak.
hanley learning to whine after every called strike from fat liar.
he's gonna walk the bases loaded, then blake is gonna give up a game tying granny.
nope. hanley hit the 3-run job himself. duh.
this was sooo obvious. GI Joe sucks. no way we're winning this game.
of course, the announcer went ballistic but not so for gary's goner.
wow. the banter is dead. sooo different than a coupla short seasons ago.
kinda sad... : (
i wouldn't be surprised if we don't get another hit the rest of the game...
ref k'd. shocking!
austin should be playing rf over ref.
here's where shit gets ugly. i think i'd prefer the shit sox to take the lead in the 7th, so i can turn this fucking game off. certainly better than them walking off in the 9th...
CC's still in?! WTF, GI Joe??? : /
NOW, Tex is at first. too late, joe.
Sabs gives up TWO straight hits. we're gonna lose. and he's still in.
FUCK YOU, Joe. Fuck you.
cc's gonna come out, big babi's gonna bat, and we don't have a lefty warming.
fuck you, girardi.
and there it is. tie game. 2 on, nobody out. NOW, there's a pitching change.
fire joe after the game. fuck it, fire him NOW.
it's september, we have a billion pitchers in the pen and he leaves cc in at 100 pitches.
of course. fat fuck is up. righty pitcher. 3-run homer coming up. i have the game on mute.
why am i even typing at the banter? can't believe NO ONE is here...
wow. 3 pitch strikeout...and a standing ovation? um, ok. fuck you, boston fans.
pony fucker beats it out. : /
parker's breaking pitches have actually looked good.
i still freaking hate his wind up.
and now a passed ball. i mean, why not?
here comes a 2-run single...
parker (somehow) keeps it tied.
so, i guess we will lose via the walkoff...
my guess is swarzak will be the losing pitcher of record.
why swing at that, ronny?
he didn't go!
i fucking HATE that stoopid monstah. that was basically a fucking homerun. instead, it's a looooong single. feh.
let's go, tex!
bullshit, blue. well inside.
FUCK YOU, markus.
according to the main espn announcer, robby scott is THE greatest left handed reliever, ever of all-time.
i'm guessing markus leads off with a homer of clippard.
damn, he hits the ball hard. fuck.
game of inches.
you need to throw the ball 60'6", tyler.
and there you have it folks.
shoulda walked him. asshole ramirez wins the game...again.
you can indeed predict baseball.
I gotta hand it to you Thelarmis, you are a one-man band, dog and pony show.
I haven't been able to bear the Banter over these past few debacles, but I have been lurking a bit.
When G.I. Joe takes Tanaka out and leaves Sabathia in, I have to give up. And without Castro and Hells Bells, it's not really the same team any more.
And last but not least, "Who's on first?"
I do like Jessica Mendoza, though. The lady in the booth. Man, she is slick.
3 pitches, 2 outs.
weak ass fucking bullshit.
why is ref batting? try austin. try a yankee fan from the stands...
Tommy Layne vs. Jackie Bradely Jr.? Sounds like Friday Night Fights at the Garden.
of course. markus with another diving catch.
all comes down to
gary with another single.
do it, tex. give us the lead.
ooh, a pinch stand there. wonder how mattpat's doing?
what are you looking at, mark?
oh, so you swing at THAT pitch?
game ovah. swept.