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Who Says the Yanks Can’t Win in Tampa?

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1 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:16 pm

Fenway's a dump, tear it down.

2 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:17 pm

[1] couldn't agree more.

good start. let's go, gary!

3 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:17 pm

Here we go -- two on with nobody out to start us off!

4 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:19 pm

Okay Gary!

5 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:20 pm

Gary with a rib eye

6 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:20 pm

gary can do it all!

7 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:21 pm

Brian too

8 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:22 pm

This is going well.

9 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:22 pm

Mac!

10 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:24 pm

i really hope tex finishes above the mendoza line.

that was sub-optimal, however.

11 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:25 pm

Ack, Didi

12 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:26 pm

Okay, I didn't think Torre-Yes could do it!

13 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:26 pm

sub-sub-optimal. i would've preferred tex hit into a run scoring double play.

14 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:26 pm

Thanks, Torreyes

15 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:26 pm

Speaking of Torre: did either of youse guys see the 538 blog assessment of managers' use of bullpen?

16 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:27 pm

oh, good! my roku is slow..

ooh, and my wife just got home...

17 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:27 pm

[13] Oh, but that's not an RBI.

18 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:29 pm

[15] i did not. since lohud became a pay site (boo!), i've become a religious reader of mike axisa's river ave. blues. i love that site! he's just fantastic. i remember reading him when he was at mlb trade rumors. now, i wish i had been reading RAB all along and find myself hoping hard he keeps it going strong. he's been working it for a decade already...

19 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:30 pm

[17] fine by me. just wanted that third run to plate.

20 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:32 pm

I guess three runs is acceptable

21 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:36 pm

Ahh.
So, can't get a no-no, but Tanaka has "faced the minimum."

22 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:37 pm

ooh, that was a nice friend of the pitcher!

23 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:38 pm

[21] if i felt better, i'd drink more than the minimum.

24 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:41 pm

Rays not good at the fielding part of the game.

25 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:41 pm

me likey.

26 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:42 pm

[23] Uh oh. What's the minimum? I've only had one beer. And, it was a, whaddyacall it that Mexican beer that people put limes into, so really more like a half.

27 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:42 pm

alexei!

28 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:43 pm

Oh my god.
The Legend Grows.

29 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:43 pm

Gary go boom!

30 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:43 pm

I was about to type, "I will accept a single from Gary." Glad I didn't!

31 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:44 pm

[26] are you familiar with the Day of the Dead beer from Mexico? Cerveza dia de los muertos. good suds, cool artwork on the bottles.

32 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:45 pm

dammit. i'm slow. haven't seen the homer yet. but his foul balls in both at-bats have been hammered.

there it is - CRUSHED!!!

i love this kid. WOW!!! he's *amazing*

gary - don't wake up (for like 15 more seasons). i don't mean to be mean, but i hope fulmer coughs it up his last few starts...

33 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:47 pm

Are we playing the Bad News Bears?

34 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:48 pm

speed on the basepaths!

35 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:49 pm

[31] No. But is the beer good?

Oh, geez. Alex Cobb, I actually feel sorry for you this evening.

36 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:51 pm

lucky seven!

37 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:52 pm

I was just gonna say that I would accept a single from Didi. I guess a sac fly that (even) McCann can score on is acceptable.

38 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:52 pm

[35] it is good! i've had several and like them. unfortunately, they're getting harder to find : /

39 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:58 pm

Oh, okay. Wait, so what's the minimum? I think I probably have to chug a couple, or maybe just some Scotch.

Also, on [15]: the interesting analysis showed that Joe Torre made the best use of his bullpen in recent years. Girard is fourth on the list. Surprising!
(The idea was to see whether the best pitchers were used in the highest leverage situations.)

40 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 6:59 pm

Jaff?

Soon, there'll be a ballplayer who spells it Jhaff. ugh.

41 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:01 pm

Hmm, two walks for Tanaka, in the same inning? I hope his elbow is ok

42 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:02 pm

[40] He was named after an uncle, whose name was basically a typo -- mis-recorded by the hospital.

43 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:02 pm

[39] well, it's usually a 2 drink minimum per set. if a frame is a set, that's 18 beers which is nuts. let's say 2 drink minimum for the official game (4.5 innings, though there are no rainouts in the dome) and another 2 drink minimum for the 2nd half of the game. one more for extra innings. so, we're most likely looking at 4 beers for the 9 inning game. 5 maximum.

44 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:03 pm

Okay, that's more like it!
I wouldn't mind if Tanaka only went six. Although I was looking for the CG earlier.

45 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:03 pm

[42] i prefer Dweezil.

i don't prefer the walks, mixed in with passed balls and mix-ups.

46 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:04 pm

[44] either way, you have to drink 4 beers or 8 corona's. plus, you're drinking for me since i'm sick. that's a lot of liquid.

47 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:04 pm

[43] Ohhhh. Okay, I better get a move on then.
So that's why there was no cover. (Although, huh, the Trop does have a cover.)

48 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:07 pm

It's not all going to be beer. My bladder isn't as young as it used to be. (Also, the calories.)

I'm having a limoncello now. After that probably scotch. Then we'll see. Maybe RBJ can drink in relief.

49 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:13 pm

ugh. 2 walks and a homer? Cy Anara...

50 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:14 pm

[48] i can't drink any alcohol other than beer. wish i could do whiskey.

I prefer a violoncello.

51 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:14 pm

[48] got my vodka tonic.

Thanks, Robbie!

52 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:17 pm

Vodka tonic is good. It's not quite hot enough here for that.

[50] Why can't you? Can you say? It's not a Talmudic thing you've been working on, is it? Oh, is this like you can't eat any berries besides loganberries?

53 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:19 pm

Hmmmm

54 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:20 pm

[52] don't like the taste of wine, shots, mixed drinks, or any hard alcohol. i like the smell of whiskey/scotch/bourbon, but it's too strong for me and doesn't sit well with my system. i just don't process or handle it well.

i love good beer though!

crap. another homer. huh. longo's a really good ballplayer. you can probably even say he's a baseball player. maybe even dare to call him a professional hitter.

55 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:20 pm

Yow. WTF is going on?

56 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:20 pm

Ruh roh!

57 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:21 pm

It's a good thing these are all solos!

58 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:21 pm

Oh my god. Three in a row!!!

Wow.

Four homers in one inning!

59 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:21 pm

Jeebus frakking Crystal!

60 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:23 pm

you've gotta be kidding me. Cy Anara indeed.

i've been noticing a *goodly* amount of guys swinging with no batting gloves. even saw a pitcher using bare hands this season. can't remember who. thor, maybe?

what the FUCK?!?!?! i hope he's not injured. are we gonna lose? (we would if this was in beantown...)

61 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:24 pm

OK Jazz - how do you scream FUCK in Japanese?

62 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:25 pm

Wouldn't that be a goodly *number*?

Whew, a small fly to end the inning.

63 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:25 pm

I think the drink minimum just went up.

64 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:27 pm

[62] people are numbers, things are amounts? less/fewer issue.

makes sense. i think 3 is a goodly number. 17 is a goodly number for time signatures.

65 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:30 pm

Way to beat the shift, Brian, we need base cloggers

66 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:30 pm

does gary chew tobacco? ugh. : (

67 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:30 pm

ha! go, mac : )

68 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:31 pm

you rarely see him smile or laugh. i love it!

69 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:36 pm

[66] I believe tobacco has now been banned from ML dugouts. It has been throughout the minors.

70 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:38 pm

[64] No. Countable are numbers; measurables are amounts.
Like, a goodly number of chocolate chips, but a goodly amount of flour. A goodly number of paradiddles, a goodly amount of cowbell.

71 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:38 pm

Countables dammit, not countable. (Autocorrect)

72 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:51 pm

Huh, so he can get the W after all.

73 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:51 pm

[71] what about consumables, such as, oh, maybe alcohols?

74 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:53 pm

[69] that's what i thought, but it sure looks like he has a wad in there. bubble gum, maybe. i imagine some players and coaches are chewing anyway and paying fines...?

i hope tanaka pitches the 6th. it'll probably be the dreaded batter to batter.

75 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:57 pm

[70] hmmm. i'm not getting it. can i blame the cold medicine?

76 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:57 pm

Holy shit.
That's all I can say. I'm out of superlatives.

77 Ara Just Fair   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:58 pm

Wow. Just wow.

78 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:58 pm

wait, i'm getting it now.

i think with the analytics in the sport, they probably could count the amount (see what i did there) of players who don't use batting gloves.

79 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 7:58 pm

ROY, ROY, ROY!

80 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:00 pm

holy fuck!!! unpossible.

you guys ruined it for me though.

we've doubled 'em up.

kay asked if he got enough of it. really? it was obvious. i hope he gets to 20 tonight!

81 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:00 pm

another hit for mac!

is that gary's first multi-homer game? i think so.

0-2 count too!

82 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:01 pm

[79] GARY, GARY, GARY!

83 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:01 pm

whoa. why did the blonde girl in overalls just leave?

84 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:01 pm

[75] Oh, well, it's like this.
If you say, "Let me have some flour", I would say, "How much do you want?", and not "How many do you want?"
If you say, "Gimme some of those chocolate chips," I would say, "How many?"
Chips you count; flour you measure.

Count (how many?): Apples, tom-toms, downbeats.
Measure (how much?): pudding, time, grief.

There are some weird cases, like grits and oats. They look like countables because they seem to be plural, but nobody asks how many. (I have one friend from North Carolina who insists that they counted grits when he was growing up, but I don't believe him.)

85 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:02 pm

[74] it also depends on state law. Here in Ohio contained public spaces ban all forms of tobacco use. Even vaping is banned here by U. of Toledo (even though vaping weans people off tobacco.)

86 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:03 pm

[73] It's interesting about consumables. You count beers, but only metros count wines.

"Gimme another beer", fine; "Gimme a couple of wines", not something I would ever say. Although I might say "I'd like a Zinfandel", so go figure.

I count espressos (espressi?) but not coffees. But in England they count coffees. "Will you have a coffee?" But they don't count teas, only cups thereof.

87 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:04 pm

[85] that's awesome. vaping is yuck. at least it doesn't stink. the gig i played saturday was a smoking venue. feh.

88 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:06 pm

[84] that's great. thanking you!

aren't you supposed to put grits in your pocket? ; )

89 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:07 pm

[87] Wow, there are places in Atlanta where you play music indoors and people smoke cigarettes?
I haven't seen that in America in I don't know how long. Well, five years, maybe.

90 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:09 pm

i would like a couple of more strikeouts (by tanaka) and homers (by sanchez). i always want a goodly number of paradiddles (and beers).

91 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:09 pm

[86] A coffee? What is that? First coffee is to ward off withdrawal, second is to remove the snarl. Third is when I can start doing something useful.

92 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:09 pm

[88] I dunno from grits, honestly. Oats I can tell you about.

Peas used to be measurable, now countable (even though nobody actually asks how many). Used to be "pease". Like "pease porridge hot".

93 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:09 pm

[89] this gig was outdoors, but i believe they allowed smoking inside. a few places are still like that. ugh. the place i'm playing this saturday, i believe, is smoke free.

94 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:11 pm

i've never tasted coffee. by extension, nor have i had a coffee.

true story!

95 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:12 pm

[91] Wait, you're counting them. Huh.

Yeah, I've cut down on caffeine. I try to stick with two doses a day, both before noon. One nice thing about that is that when I need a charge for some reason, one extra espresso has a real effect. When I used to drink five cups a day, an extra espresso didn't do much of anything for me.

96 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:13 pm

[93] No smoking in any indoor space in all of New England, by state laws. Hm, actually, I'm not totally sure about New Hampshire, come to think of it.

[94] Shocked. Not.

97 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:14 pm

[87] Watched my uncle die from lung cancer, a month before his first grandchild. His dad had to bury him. Anything to get people off cancer sticks works for me.

Why is Tanaka still out there? Save his elbow.

98 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:14 pm

Nice finish for Hiro!

I'm assuming he's finished anyway.

Okay, one Scotch for me coming up.

99 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:16 pm

[97] i can't believe my uncle hasn't died from lung cancer. he was just in the hospital for kidney stuff. chewed nicotine gum the entire time. i just messaged with my cousin about him...

tanaka done now after 6 and just about 100 pitches. pitches are countables!

100 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:17 pm

[98] i've tried many different kinds. hopefully, one day it'll agree with me. my goal is to feel better for my gig saturday. if so, i'll get into my sierra ales afterward...

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101 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:19 pm

[95] Espresso is a fraud, beans are far too roasted. Light roast = more caffine. Sadly work has moved to K-cup swill. Give me old NJ interstate gas station coffee, circa 1980.

102 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:25 pm

i drink tons and tons and tons of water everyday. that, i believe, would be measured in amounts... correct?!

103 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:27 pm

Correct!
But the ice cubes are goodly in number.

104 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:29 pm

[103] room temp filtered water. no ice cubes for me.

from my new ge water filter! i've been doing sooo many homeowner types of things. expensive, stressful, and never ending...but fun and fulfilling!

tomorrow, i'll finishing spreading pine straw around the contour of my property. : )

105 rbj   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:30 pm

I'm getting sleepy, gonna tap out early, may stay up for the rest of the game

106 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:32 pm

any romero will do.

107 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:32 pm

[105] i see what you did there. 'night!

108 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:36 pm

gary on base again.

109 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:44 pm

RI - check your email. there's a goodly number of pictures in the one i sent you.

110 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:46 pm

i preferred when we had the +7 run diff.

111 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:58 pm

wouldn't be surprised if didi broke a toe on that. also, his hip has to hurt - he fell pretty hard on it...

112 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 8:59 pm

guess he's ok! beats out an infield hit : )

113 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:03 pm

well, of course i want double digits now.

114 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:04 pm

Double digits!

115 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:04 pm

DOUBLE DIGITS!!

SolanOH!

what's sterling's call?

116 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:04 pm

[110] Settle for six?

117 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:08 pm

[116] yeah, i'm good with that. hopefully, it remains there.

would've been nice for gary to get another a-b...

118 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:09 pm

if swarzak comes in, i'm afraid it won't remain at 6...

119 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:12 pm

[118] Jonathan oughta be able to hold 'er, though.

120 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:14 pm

NOOOOOOO!!!!

i don't want gary getting hurt back there. hit in the left elbow with the backswing.

121 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:15 pm

[119] especially in texas. he can hold 'em there with the best of 'em.

one more.

122 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:16 pm

nobody at RAB seems to know sterling's call either. maybe it'll be on the MLB video highlights, where they show it twice - radio and tv calls.

123 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:17 pm

I swear there are more people in the men's room at Yankee Stadium than there are in the seats at the Trop.

124 RIYank   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:17 pm

And that'll do it! Holder lived up to his name!

125 thelarmis   ~  Sep 21, 2016 9:32 pm

[123] you mean right now?

126 seamus   ~  Sep 22, 2016 12:31 am

hooya, great thread folks! Holy Sanchez! Not able to catch a lot of games now but I can't believe after that sweep that we still have an outside chance at the wildcard. Odd.

127 seamus   ~  Sep 22, 2016 12:32 am

[15] And RIYank, interesting article. Reading it now and I'm not surprised Girardi rates well. I know individual decisions rankle people but I feel like he handles all of the variables well.

128 thelarmis   ~  Sep 22, 2016 1:23 am

I like this:

McCann's OBP + SLG = .747

Gary's SLG alone = .747

!!!

129 seamus   ~  Sep 22, 2016 9:34 am

[128] And McCann has been hitting well lately. I admit that i'm in constant fear that Sanchez will return to earth.

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