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The Unwritten Ruler

Hey look, it’s Brian Fucking McCann.

Don’t walk, strut or stand,

Just run to first as fast as you can.

And don’t you dare clap your hands,

Says Brian Fucking McCann.


If you have a rhyme, please leave it in the comments.

PS:  He should still sign with the Yankees. They have no sense of humor either.

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1 Alex Belth   ~  Sep 26, 2013 9:32 am

Awwwww, Nutzo.

2 Jon DeRosa   ~  Sep 26, 2013 9:54 am

There's only one way to be man.
No room for style, flair, or elan.
Just ground your eyes and pocket your hands,
Says Brian Fucking McCann.

3 Jon DeRosa   ~  Sep 26, 2013 10:22 am

Don't fling, flaunt or wave.
Don't yelp, holler or rave.
Our pitchers' faces we'll always save,
Say the Atlanta Fucking Braves.

4 Chyll Will   ~  Sep 26, 2013 10:41 am

Comport yourself to stately grace
in order to win the playoff race,
A home run trot is certainly not
a place where retribution's begot,
Common knowledge is often mistaken
when veteran viewpoints are not taken,
Take heed not to cross such lines
as professionalism divines,
And if there's failure to note such clues
extremities learn from polished shoes,
Of regulations and rules unwritten
and sense of self is more than smitten,
Erogenous zones are thus invaded
for celebrations unabated,
The merit of such actions cannot be debated
due in part to actions hated,
My sense of justice is not sated
unless your actions profligated
Are suspended, condemned and banned
by braves like Brian Fucking McCann.

5 Alex Belth   ~  Sep 26, 2013 10:42 am

Don't fuck with us
You dumbass putz

(poetry was never my strong suit)

6 Jon DeRosa   ~  Sep 26, 2013 11:00 am

[4] I hope you flipped the bat and admired that one.

(I just realized "flipped the bat" has strong potential as euphamism)

7 Ben   ~  Sep 26, 2013 11:10 am

No competetition to Chyll and Jon...

Getting the better of a pitch
is occasion to scratch ego's itch.
If you must, admire your shot
but I suggest you do not
round the bases like a whiney ass bitch.

Such are the words and motto of a man
by the name of Brian Fucking McCann.

8 Ben   ~  Sep 26, 2013 11:48 am

That clips is too funny. check out Number 7, someone Johnson. Gets right in the scrum then starts pushing his own teamates into the fight. That guy gets the gas face.

9 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Sep 26, 2013 12:09 pm

Gomez chirping out loud,
Anyone see ATL? No crowd!

10 Chyll Will   ~  Sep 26, 2013 12:14 pm

[8] Reed "Tippecanoe and Tyler too" Johnson.

[6] Your prose inspires, sir. I hope the pacing implies a leisurely trot around the bases >;)

11 Alex Belth   ~  Sep 26, 2013 12:25 pm

4) So freakin' good!

12 knuckles   ~  Sep 26, 2013 12:42 pm

McCann is the sole judge of courtesy,
Gotta be actin' all Chad Curtis-y.

13 Ben   ~  Sep 26, 2013 12:44 pm

12. Winner

14 Jon DeRosa   ~  Sep 26, 2013 12:50 pm

After a homer your bat you shall drop.
Run swiftly to first; don't stop.
Respect is demanded.
Play fair, evenhanded,
Says the team with the Tomahawk Chop.

15 Chyll Will   ~  Sep 26, 2013 1:36 pm

All we need is for Sliced and Score Bard to show up and we have ourselves a Classic Thread!

16 Bama Yankee   ~  Sep 26, 2013 6:14 pm

There once was a catcher from Nantucket...

17 Chyll Will   ~  Sep 26, 2013 7:03 pm

[16] So that's what he was doing in the rye. I get it now... Eww, no wonder I don't like pastrami sandwiches...

18 Bama Yankee   ~  Sep 27, 2013 9:11 am

[17] Lol, good one...

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