"A New York Treasure" --Village Voice


kirk-facepalmWarning: watch the highlights of this one at your own risk (and with soft gloves on). Bad Phelps showed up to get smacked by former Yankee farmhand Dioner Navarro (remember when he was the next coming of Jorge?) and then TheOldMan@short.com added a bedeviling touch when a ground ball was hit to him and… and… ah, forget it. The Captain can still do things mere mortals can’t, like make up for his apparent mental lapse by leading off the very next inning by pounding the ball over the wall in left.  I have no idea what his expression was like after that; if he was sheepish in his turn of luck, if he was professional and drew a straight line across his face (as would be his default) or if he punched the air like he was beating a heavy bag over his head and screaming F@#$ Yeah! kinda like Kirk Gibson did that one time. I was stuck listening to the game on the radio as Ma & Pa and their latest sportswriter guest were carving up the turkey about the Yankees’ problems as a whole.  And it’s not as though some of us (me-me-me!) weren’t having a heaping plate of WTF ourselves, but you Just. Get. Tired of hearing it over and over again, just as you get equally tired of watching the team fail with runners on or just play kick-the-can at the most inopportune moments.  Bad luck only goes so far with a team with this much “experience” on the field.

At any rate, the Jays did try to pull a fast one on the Yanks by giving the game back to them when Dustin McGowan, relieving the main attraction Mark (High Wire) Buehrle in the seventh, put on an act of his own with music (borrowing a suggestion from our own Weeping for Brunnhilde) and frills and spills and hey how about that, tie game.  Had me going for a minute, you naughty Jaybirds; you brought in a hard thrower who swooped in like a masked fire inspector and shut down the carnival.  Then to top it off, because of the ringing in our ears from how loud that out was in the top of the ninth when the Yanks once again failed to score when the opportunity was there, and the fact that Dellin The Dancing Bear was already gone with two innings of work to hold you Jaybirds off for a while, Joe had to bring in Adam Warren to try and keep it going in the ninth.  Only Jose Reyes said no, I’m getting on base and winning this sumbeach, smacking a double to right.  Then guess who comes up to do due diligence and move him nicely to third but mu(beeeeeeeep!) Melky Cabrera with a sacrifice bunt to third, which Good Ol’ Charlie Brown Solarte picks up and–

**** Due to the graphic and sensitive nature of this commentary, this post has been truncated for the betterment of society as a whole.  We now return you to your regularly scheduled morning letdown. ****

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1 Boatzilla   ~  Jun 25, 2014 2:53 am

Love voice, Chyll. If you haven't found your calling yet, this is it. Allowed me to enjoy a debacle that I did not see. Thanks.

2 Boatzilla   ~  Jun 25, 2014 3:02 am

Meanwhile, Cano is batting .329/.389/.437 with 43, count 'em, 43 RBI.
Who needs HRs with that kind of production?

There are no 300 hitters in the Yankee line-up except Ichiro, and if he played every day, I imagine he'd be at about .280.

And there is no one who even looks like he's capable of hitting 300.

3 RIYank   ~  Jun 25, 2014 7:00 am

Oh, I think Ellsbury and Gardner are both capable of hitting .300.
That's not what worries me...

4 rbj   ~  Jun 25, 2014 7:03 am

Reminds me of Chip and Dale. No, you win the game. I insist that it's your game. No, after you.

5 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Jun 25, 2014 8:38 am

[1] Agreed!
[2] Robbie Cano ain't walking through that door..Willie Randolph ain't walking through that door... (#PitinoGame)

6 MSM35   ~  Jun 25, 2014 9:49 am

"You don't have to be sheep, you can be wolves." Kirk to the Organians.

7 Chyll Will   ~  Jun 25, 2014 10:16 am

[4] Those were Mac & Tosh, the Goofy Gophers from Merrie Melodies/Looney Tunes. An astute assessment indeed >;)

8 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  Jun 25, 2014 10:26 am


Yous guys is da greatest!

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