OK, who gets injured today?

[1] Let's hope it's only the ball.

Crap

You would think we'd get Kenny for these O's. I hate Flash.

Good hit, Miguel. #1

Big 2 out hit for Brett.

[6] Finally a big hit for the Yankees by someone not named Didi. Gritty.

Man, this game didn't take long to get sucky. More runs, please.

Gave the runs right back. How deflating.

I hate Flaherty too. Can’t even call him by his nickname. He doesn’t doesn’t seem befitting or a cool sobriquet.

[9] Vocabulary! Thelarmis schoolin' us.

Goddamn red sox. Goddamn o’s. Grrrrrr.....

Ha! Well, my damn phone changed of to or for some dumb reason.

Yeah, fuckin shit sox. They’re gonna score 4 in every frame, aren’t they...

Let’s go O! Turn this woeful series around!

Suboptimal, but we'll take it.

Got to hit the hey. Bring it home, dudes.

I'll take that.

Phew!

If YES is going to keep that gd dental floss strike zone, they should also track how many pitches are missed by the ump. It would be at least 20 a game. Atta boy, Judge!

Rejoice!

Taking the bat out of Judge's hands with some ridiculous base stealing scheme is a head scratcher. Aka fucking bullshit.

Good win. Happy Saturday, all.

Yay!

And no new injuries

Hmm, I find this all acceptable for today >;)

Cold here too. Still using my winter coat.

line drive in the box score

Need a bunch. Find a gap, Miguel.

I approve of first inning scoring

That'll do.

Long live Ro!

More approval.

That ball should have been caught in left. And Ronald should’ve thrown out the runner at home when it wasn’t. Grrrrr....

We're going to need more runs.

Crud

Safe

Finally

yeesh

Fer fuck's sake

Woo hoo

This is brutal.

OK Neil, I want a Walker off.

Hmmmm...losing another horrible extra inning game or a potentual win. Maybe even another 5 strikeout game from the new fella.

Acceptable

Dammit

Fucking Bollocks.

Fuck you, blue

Fuck you, blue. Ugh.

Jinx!

Here it comes.

Yup.

Sigh

I hate baseball. I was in a rehearsal and saw the shit sox were losing 7-2 and figured they’d win. The devil fishes are useless, the Fens fucking sucks, and I hate those goddamn scumsuckers.

Now, we’re gonna lose by the same stoopid score...

Perdro fucking Alvarez has been a really annoying thorn and that inning was way too fucking difficult

Interesting.

Very interesting.

Hmmm

Shit

That figures.

Yup. Motherfucker

Stanton doesn't appear too hard to get out. They deserve to lose this game.

Well at least Boone got 5 relievers to pitch exactly 1 inning again. Can we send him down to the minors?

Ohtani is having himself a game.

And there goes that

[62] is DHing too taxing these days? I don’t understand why he isn’t hitting every day.

[64] I think they give him the day off after he pitches. Plus Pujols needs time at DH these days.

I’m just seeing now that we loaded the bases with nobody out in the 12th and had Judge & Stanton coming up. I know baseball is difficult, but fucking fuck Fuck FUCK - score at least a goddamn motherfucking run right there. Jesus Fucking H. Christ. These motherfuckers oughtta give me a small percentage of their salary! I could use it... Or, at least let me bat in that situation instead of them. Would certainly be more entertaining

[62] Quite frankly, I'd rather follow Ohtani than the Yankees right now. At least he's living up to expectations. If fact, he's exceeding all expectations. Unreal.

I guess we have a lot to look forward to: Stanton hitting, Sanchez hitting, maybe Fraizer coming up, Severino's next start....Torres anyone?