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Plan M vs A Collection Of Garbage Surrounding Mike Trout

Pretty much; the current iteration of the Yanks look to sweep against the current iteration of the Los Angeles of Southern California Somewhere In Orange County Angels of Ahhwhatever… Masahiro Tanaka goes up against Trevor Cahill or whomever, hopefully nobody gets hurt and the Yanks can go into Poopytown with their heads held high.

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1 Chyll Will   ~  Apr 25, 2019 6:26 pm

H/t to Jazz and Cult; they know why... >;)

2 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Apr 25, 2019 7:53 pm

[1] Haha, nice! Let's get that sweep today.
Japan starts a national 10-day holiday tomorrow, am ready to dive in to daily morning baseball.

3 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:10 pm

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!

4 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:12 pm

[1] I'm afraid I'm going to have to pull a McNulty here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIvsTXnik7Q

5 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:15 pm

[4] Sorry if I'm being slow today.

Gah. Sanchez now with 5 Ks in a row.

Blech.

6 rbj   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:16 pm

Hmm, Gary isn’t up to full speed.

And finally, the Giants draft a QB.

7 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:17 pm

[6] A year too late ...

8 rbj   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:22 pm

I’d walk Trout too.

I’m hopeful on this Jones kid, but yeah, last year would have been better.

9 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:25 pm

Look, I thank Eli for the two SB wins, but ... he's been toast for what ... 3-4 years, at least? RB was NOT what the Giants needed to draft last year.

10 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:34 pm

Torres has been such utter shit since being moved up in the order.

11 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:38 pm

For fuck's sake ... this team needs a shaman and a good smudging.

12 rbj   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:38 pm

Ouch, Luke

13 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:39 pm

Luke?

Mike.

14 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:41 pm

Bugger fucker.

15 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:43 pm

From ESPN:

Biggest question: Does Jones have franchise quarterback talent? One scout thought Jones was a "backup" with "pedestrian talent." Jones went to Duke as a non-scholarship player and isn't exactly blessed with a cannon arm or a dynamic skillset. ESPN draft analyst Todd McShay didn't see it with Jones, either. He had him ranked as his 59th-best player in the draft. The Giants took him significantly higher.

Sounds like the Giants to me ...

16 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:47 pm

Whassup with Gary? Another whiff?

17 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:49 pm

After watching Andujar flop about at 3rd lst year like a walrus falling down a cliff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVJzQc9ELTE it's nice to watch Urshela actually field the fucking position.

18 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:50 pm

[16] He's been out for what ... three weeks?

Rushed him back.

19 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:52 pm

Hey!

Tyler Wade isn't useless! (in the field or on the bases!)

20 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:53 pm

Safe. So I like it! Phew! Yay, DJ!

21 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:54 pm

DJ!

22 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:54 pm

Calling a Voit Volt here!

23 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:56 pm

[22] A Luke Juke!

24 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 8:58 pm

The Angels just got Wade-laid!

Nice to see a player who isn't a nervous Nellie about stealing bases. Just fucking go!

25 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:03 pm

Teams usually steal like this against the Yankees, especially this year.

26 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:06 pm

[25] Surprised against Sanchez. One thing he can do is throw.

27 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:11 pm

What the hell is a Rengifo?

The world's shittiest Fiat?

28 rbj   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:13 pm

More runs, please.

I’m outta here, have to get up early and help my parents clean their house which is for sale.

29 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:14 pm

[28] Blech ... but go do that voodoo, that you do so well!

30 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:16 pm

Kablammo!

31 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:17 pm

Go Gio Go!

32 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:20 pm

Run Tyler, run!

33 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:22 pm

Now ... run, Tyler, run!

34 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:23 pm

Bah.

35 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:32 pm

That is some Mickey Mouse bullshit. C"Mon, Gleyber!

36 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:49 pm

Weak. Fucking weak! Let's go Gleyber! Find a gap.

37 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:52 pm

Get the fucking ball in the air ...

38 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 9:53 pm

A single will do.

39 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:05 pm

Just tuned in after my first softball double header of the season tonight. Won both. Got new jerseys, I'm #19. Tanaka? Hope not, given the OBLIGATORY hr. Maybe Bob Turkey us better.

40 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:06 pm

turley

41 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:09 pm

If this game was a movie, it'd be The Longest Day.
If it was a book, it'd be 100 Years of Solitude.
It it was a TV show, it'd be The Expanse.

God, what a slow game.

And not it's tied.

42 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:09 pm

One is obligatory, 2 is unnecessary. Seems like Tanaka has one good start followed by crap.

43 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:09 pm

Fucking Bollocks! WTF!

44 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:10 pm

Boat, I like the Expanse. More entertaining than this crap.

45 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:10 pm

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

Are you fuicking kidding me?

4-4???

46 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:13 pm

[44] True dat. I LOVE that show. Can't wait for Season 4. Need me some Badass Bobbie.

47 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:21 pm

Luuuuuke!

48 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:24 pm

Sadly, GGBG shits the bed.

49 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:33 pm

Am I drinking?

Yes, I'm drinking.

50 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:34 pm

Christ, it's Holder time.

Ugh.

51 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:41 pm

If this game was a dental procedure, it'd be a root canal.

52 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:41 pm

Not sure whether BP means bull own or batting practice

53 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:46 pm

They really really need Betances back..

54 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:51 pm

[53] Speaking of injuries, the Stanton situation is out of hand. I don't doubt he's truly injured, of course, but a couple of weeks is now looking to be more like 2 months.

These second mystery injuries piggy-backing on the original are killing us.

This team is cursed, but on the other hand, they are hanging in there and playing some damn good baseball.

55 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:55 pm

Baseball 101. Do not walk a guy in front of Trout.

56 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 10:58 pm

Sanchez is destined to be a DH.

57 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 25, 2019 11:07 pm

That does it. Note all. See you in SF

58 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 11:10 pm

"they are hanging in there and playing some damn good baseball."

Please allow me to redact that statement.

59 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Apr 25, 2019 11:10 pm

Forget this one. Time to read about my local team: https://features.japantimes.co.jp/baystars-stadium/

60 seamus   ~  Apr 25, 2019 11:22 pm

This became brutal

61 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 25, 2019 11:52 pm

Well, I've got a ton of RAB reading to catch up on before the shut down. So that's something to look forward to this weekend.

62 rbj   ~  Apr 26, 2019 8:35 pm

Interesting. I still listen to the local Toledo afternoon sports show. For football the emphasis is on the Browns and Lions. Very little on the Bengals. Today about a third of the show was devoted to the Giants drafting Daniel Jones.

Well if the Manning brothers approve, I guess it’s worth a shot.

63 rbj   ~  Apr 26, 2019 8:54 pm

Congrats to Vlad Jr.!

64 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 26, 2019 11:01 pm

[61] Mike has said that the site will stay up as an archive. Still seems crazy RAB has only 3 days left. Going to miss it.

Romine! Tauchmann!! Estrada!!!

5-1

65 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 26, 2019 11:02 pm

Watching pitchers "hit" is so miserable.

66 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 26, 2019 11:10 pm

Lead-off walk.

Grrrrrr.

67 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 26, 2019 11:15 pm

Then Belt hits one about 395 feet for a loud out.

And now a double.

Bullpen, please.

68 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 26, 2019 11:36 pm

Well, that was a complete waste of a promising inning.

69 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 26, 2019 11:43 pm

I hate Kevin Pillar.

70 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 26, 2019 11:49 pm

Fuxking Bollocks! Get a 3rd out ffs.

71 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 12:23 am

A VOIT VOLT!

72 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 27, 2019 12:24 am

I like it. Luuuuuuuuuke!

73 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 12:27 am

Sod fucking off Crawford.

74 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 27, 2019 12:28 am

Wow. Slick ss play.

75 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 1:35 am

Nice win. I slept through it shamelessly. After all, it's Saturday here and the opening day of Golden Week (Japan's 10-holiday extravaganza, counting weekends). It's being billed as Platinum Week this year due to the extra filler days. Somewhere in the middle of it, we'll have a new emperor.

Do I have plans? Trip to Bali? African safari? Hiking in Nepal. Fuck no.
I'll be doing dick-all and enjoying it. Read. Watch. Eat Sleep. Repeat.

76 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 27, 2019 1:51 pm

Nice win last nite. Looking forward to afternoon ball today.
Banrterers: just heard that RAB is closing down. Suggested alternatives?

77 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 2:48 pm

Pinstripe Alley is pretty good.

Mike has said one of his final posts at RAB is going to be suggestions where to turn next. Look for in the next day or two.

[77] Lucky you, I woke up at 4:30 AM this morning to watch Spurs play an utterly shiite match against West Ham, which has really set up the weekend.

Hopefully the Yankees can un-bugger that trend ...

78 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:08 pm

Bad Luke, bad.

79 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:21 pm

Man, 5-8 through today:

Urshela
Gardner (against a LHP)
Maybin
Estrada

Not ... what Cashman and Co. planned for this point.

80 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:36 pm

That wasn't a hit, but DJ (and I) will take it!

81 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:38 pm

Bring on the fucking robot umps, this guy has been fucking trash calling pitches behind the plate today.

82 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:52 pm

[77] So I wake up naturally on Sunday morning at 5:35 AM. Go figure. I guess you can bank sleep!

On the bright side I got baseball. Happ is looking good and Superman's new initials are DJL.

83 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:53 pm

Well, that was swell!

84 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:55 pm

[84] Sunday morning? You're from the future!

p.s. Do NOT tell me anything about the "Battle of Winterfell".

85 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:56 pm

Will the real Gary Sanchez, please stand, please stand up...

86 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:57 pm

Gary Sanchez makes me want to do this:

https://youtu.be/GWmGrR9a818?t=351

87 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:58 pm

Not sure if it's for me or him ...

88 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 3:58 pm

[84] I am a drama whore, but I am not a GOT guy. Never grabbed me. So you are safe. I'm sure somebody got tortured, though.

89 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:01 pm

[90] Nah, just stabbed repeatedly through the eye with the pointy end.

As this Yankees team is doing to me ...

90 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:09 pm

Maybin with some wheels.

91 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:11 pm

Thairo!

Some runs, please?

92 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:11 pm

Ugh, pitchers hitting. Do. Not. Want.

93 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:12 pm

JFC ... I never want to see a pitcher "hit" again.

Ever.

94 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:14 pm

Ok, Luke, he *isn't* your father ...

95 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:16 pm

Luke with a strategic HBP

96 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:17 pm

Well, that will do, now, time for another terrible Sanchez at bat!

97 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:19 pm

Heh ... he heard me!

98 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:19 pm

Kraken!

Gary's back

99 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:21 pm

That's the Gary we know and love. Boom.

100 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:21 pm

Not sure I'd get ahead of myself, but that was nice to see ...

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101 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:22 pm

You're blind ump! (In this case, that might actually be true)

102 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:39 pm

As a pitcher and hitter ... I could deal with bad and consistent. You didn't have to like it, but you could adjust to it.

Bad AND inconsistent? That's just the worst.

103 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:50 pm

Another bullshit strike call.

104 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 27, 2019 4:57 pm

Just tuned in, been packing for our next adventure travel (Machu Pichu and Galapagos). Not much WiFi, so it'll be tough to follow our boys. Maybe we'll see some of the real guys by mid-May when we get home! Meanwhile, this is just lovely.

105 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:05 pm

Hate to see asnybofy thrown out at third with nobody out.

106 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:07 pm

1st out ... 3rd out ... why is this team so fucking terrible at fundimentals?!?!?!?!?

107 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:10 pm

[104] Sounds like fun.

108 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:10 pm

There's another run ... oh, wait, it isn't.

Thanks, Gleyber.

109 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:12 pm

Bases full, let's go Mike

110 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:15 pm

No mike, not what I had in mind.

111 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:19 pm

What a waste.

112 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:21 pm

Off to dinner.

113 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:30 pm

[104] Wow. I'm jealous. What an adventure.

114 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:31 pm

It was hilarious watching Cessa bat.

115 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:33 pm

Well, fuck me. It's never easy.

116 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:37 pm

WTF? I leave 6-0 and now it’s 6-4?

117 rbj   ~  Apr 27, 2019 5:41 pm

Phew.

118 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 27, 2019 6:00 pm

Next up. The Broom. Seeya tomorrow.

119 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:17 pm

Afternoon, all. Nice to come from walking the dog to a Yankee lead.

120 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:37 pm

Luuuke!

121 OldYanksFan   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:43 pm

Greetings folks. Glad to see somebody here.

122 OldYanksFan   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:45 pm

Domingo German... Real deal, or not?

123 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:48 pm

Domingo is the real thing. especially on Sundays.

124 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:49 pm

I think real deal. Nice successor to CC.

125 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:51 pm

Gleyber Day!

126 OldYanksFan   ~  Apr 28, 2019 3:59 pm

Red Sox lost again. Now 11 and 17! 5.5 games BEHIND the Yankees.

127 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:21 pm

Domingo German... Real deal, or not?

When the command is there?

Yes ...

128 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:26 pm

4 scoreless for ze German ...

129 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:29 pm

Rags!

130 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:32 pm

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Can we stop getting injured?

131 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:32 pm

Ouch, the hand.

132 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:33 pm

2nd player coming out ... TODAY.

Fuck.

133 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:34 pm

Modammit

134 GaryfromChevyChase   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:34 pm

next man up becoming next man down

135 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:40 pm

HOLY CRAP! THEY JUST PLAYED "THE THROW" ... that's one of my favorite baseball memories ever!!!

136 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:45 pm

Luke Voit ... DH at 1st ...

137 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:48 pm

Rags in the booth was cool. I remember that no-hitter, although I couldn't watch it for some reason.

138 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:50 pm

Rags in the booth was cool. I remember that no-hitter, although I couldn't watch it for some reason.

I remember that no-hitter, because I begged and pleaded with my parents to go to that game, since we weren't doing anything else that 4th of July.

I was so fucking pissed afterwards ...

139 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:51 pm

But I love "the throw" even more than the no-hitter ...

140 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:53 pm

Jesus, Gary and Joseph, what a bomb!

141 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:54 pm

I missed the no hitter. Was in England visiting relatives. Came back and dad had the NY Times so I could read the story.

142 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:54 pm

GARY GOES BOOM!

143 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:55 pm

Kraken!!

144 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 4:57 pm

I sort of hate those HRs for Gary, since I think it encourages him into "pull mode" at the plate, which is not so good ...

145 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:04 pm

[138-139] Now, I'm bugged because I can't remember why I missed it. Family trip? I have a feeling my sis, Sally, was there, but she's not around anymore to verify.

I missed the video, what was "The Throw"? (Don't laugh at me)

146 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:04 pm

Rats, shutout gone.

147 OldYanksFan   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:10 pm

[144] His OPS is around 1.200... so I wouldn't worry.

148 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:11 pm

I missed the video, what was "The Throw"? (Don't laugh at me)

Rags gave up a grand slam to tie a game in Toronto, got a new ball from the catcher and then just turned and threw it over the RCF wall from slightly behind the pitcher's mound ... flat footed.

Doesn't show where it ended up, but does contain Scooter like material:

https://youtu.be/ec14W8oh4sg?t=2

149 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:13 pm

Um, get O in there. This is not good.

150 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:17 pm

Or for FUCK'S sake!

Booney is just about the worst manager of a bullpen I've ever seen.

151 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:17 pm

[148] Hilarious. OK, that's kind of ringing a bell now. Scooter was a gem. I met him around that time. He was dining with Tim Conway at the Meadowlands Racetrack, and my dad, who was marketing director, set it up.

152 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:21 pm

Wow, reduced to Happ as PH.

153 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:23 pm

No Kate Smith? ;>)

154 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:24 pm

Maybe we can wait until the bases are loaded and then bring in our 5th best reliever ... can wan, Booney, can we???

155 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:25 pm

[155] Last inning already has me irritable and tonight's GoT will be painfully muderiffic ... don't get me started ...

156 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:30 pm

Hey ... Holder held!

157 cult of basebaal   ~  Apr 28, 2019 5:38 pm

Oh, great, another possible injury ... this time to Estrada.

158 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 28, 2019 6:06 pm

It's a very weird season. This team is winning, on a big roll, but we don't know who's going to be playing from one day to the next. Wondering who will be in the line up is like waiting for lottery balls to fill the slots.

159 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 6:13 pm

Had to walk the dog again. Double digits

160 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 6:15 pm

Phew on Gio. Off day tomorrow

161 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 6:16 pm

One down.

162 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 6:20 pm

That’s two

163 rbj   ~  Apr 28, 2019 6:22 pm

Swept!

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