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JETER RE-INJURED Yeah, my

JETER RE-INJURED

Yeah, my heart skipped a beat too, when I recieved an e-mail carrying this subject-heading yesterday. I should have known better when I saw that it was from my ol’ pal, Greg G, winner of the most obnoxious Yankee fan west of the Mississippi contest (and that’s saying something). Fortunately for the Anahiem faithful, Greg G will not be attending the Yankee-Angels series this week.

After I was finished cursing him out for fooling me with his phoney headline, I must say, his e-mail made me smile:

Did you hear about Jetes? He reinjured his shoulder diving headfirst into a supermodels thighs. He said he would retest his shoulder tomorrow, by diving headfirst into Miss America's buttocks.

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