What makes the Hottentot so hot? …Courage, y’all, courage…
As Bugs Bunny would say…”Gasp.”
Million Dollar Movie
"Yeah, she knows exactly what she's doing..." >;)
There's a Score Truck hand-waxing joke in here somewhere, but I'm not looking for it.
 Shoot, just the thought of her and Score Truck should be enough...
"Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille."
What we have here is the ability to communicate...effectively!!!
Lucille batted 1.000 with men in scoring position during this scene.
 Lucille did not require any performance-enhancing drugs for this scene.
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Today (Game 1)
RHP Brandon McCarthy (6-4, 2.79)
RHP Kevin Gausman (7-7, 3.83)
1:05 p.m., YES Network and MLB Network
Today (Game 2)
TBA (Bryan Mitchell seems like the best bet)
RHP Bud Norris (12-8, 3.92)
7:05 p.m., YES Network and MLB Network
RHP Shane Greene (4-3, 3.57)
RHP Miguel Gonzalez (9-7, 3.22)
1:05 p.m., FOX
RHP Hiroki Kuroda (10-9, 3.91)
RHP Chris Tillman (12-5, 3.36)
8:05 p.m., ESPN
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