Never mind the napkins…
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
Let's see if Bartolo can throw another good game. And fer cryin' out loud, how about some RUNS?!!!
Woke up in time for the Tejas Rumble, Go Go Bar-to-LO!
And well done Verlander, 2nd No-No! MLB.com tv is great, you can watch the condensed game and see all 27 outs in about 10 minutes. He was hitting 99 in the 8th inning, Jays had no chance!
Yankees have been making the rounds of the ugly starters of the AL, huh?
89 degrees at 7:00 PM? Jeez... summers must be brutal.
Its always nice to get that first hit in
ARod's got nothing these days.
Jeter AND Alex were just made to look stupid. Not good.
It was so nice when Kay wasn't around
I'm kind of impressed Colon could jump that high.
I really dont like Young
Sigh. It's going to be a Super Colon Blow night, isn't it?
 I think that last one was a Texas Launch Pad type shot..but yeah, may be a loose Colon night ahead..
Oh well, guess I can try and find C's - Heat somewhere online..
Even the outs are loud.
Yay for sucktastic baserunning.
3 of 4 starts for Bartolo were great, tonight can be written off.
Hooray, an XBH for Derek!
Jeter's coming around, I think.
 He really has been having better at bats
Whoa, Mike Maddux looks like he should be hanging an installation in Berlin.
Alex is just a tick off. He'll get it going soon. Real soon.
I love me some Cano!
Wow, Bourbon wasn't close to that, bad decision with the dive!
Eh, I'll take it.
Bollocks. Gardner catches that easily.
Cone with the Deep Purple shout out, you happy thelarmis??
Heh, Deep Purple reference!
Fer'fuck's sakes Martin. I just saw that movie a few innings ago. Ugh!
Fucking Jose Offerman.
I'll never to this day understand why some fields have brick walls and hills for players to injure themselves on.
Bartolo wants those tacos for himself.
Is Boone Logan going to do the job?
He was bound to have a stinker.
Yo Swish. Go long!
That was very good hitting.
Girardi is terrified of David Murphy
Ummm...good work, Logan?
Did I mishear that, Yankees Grass-Seed Night?
Arthur Rhodes is still pitching???
And Arthur Rhodes = more Yankee runs.
Congrats, Jorge. A new record. : /
These guys keep hitting the ball the other way.
Hell of a job by our lefty specialist
Well, this is getting out of hand.
Maybe there's life in the old captain after all.
Jeez... ARod is the new Jeter.
Cone's looking for phone booths for shady reasons. WTF! lol......
I like that, "like swinging a bat in a phone booth."
60) Cone makes Kay tolerable.
Nothing makes Kay tolerable
Well, at least Jeter's looking better. After reading that NoMaas thing, I was afraid it was swift terminal decline, rather than a slump.
 Meaning you don't like Cone or meaning he tempers Kay?
He really has been looking a bit better for a while
I wonder if we could shake Dontrelle Willis loose from the Reds. He's stuck in AAA. Struck out 10 in 6 innings in his last game (it was only a 7-inning game). They'd have to have half their team abducted by aliens before he'll get a shot.
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Today (Game 1)
RHP Brandon McCarthy (6-4, 2.79)
RHP Kevin Gausman (7-7, 3.83)
1:05 p.m., YES Network and MLB Network
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TBA (Bryan Mitchell seems like the best bet)
RHP Bud Norris (12-8, 3.92)
7:05 p.m., YES Network and MLB Network
RHP Shane Greene (4-3, 3.57)
RHP Miguel Gonzalez (9-7, 3.22)
1:05 p.m., FOX
RHP Hiroki Kuroda (10-9, 3.91)
RHP Chris Tillman (12-5, 3.36)
8:05 p.m., ESPN
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