Joba is the latest Yankee to hit the DL.
To paraphrase Casey Stengel, can't anyone here stay healthy?
Ladies and gentlemen, my resume:
- Throw with my left hand.
- Have pulse.
- Can supply own Yankee cap.
C'mon Cash, operators are standing by.
 You know, that could be made into a season long promotion: be a Yankee for a day. Downside is that after the game, you'd be headed to the DL.
Do players on the DL have a special room they hang in? Can you imagine Joba & Youk playing Nintendo and getting really heated, then A-Rod coming by like 'Hey Guys, what's going on?'
 You mean the Emergency Room? Yes.
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