Joba is the latest Yankee to hit the DL.
To paraphrase Casey Stengel, can't anyone here stay healthy?
Ladies and gentlemen, my resume:
- Throw with my left hand.
- Have pulse.
- Can supply own Yankee cap.
C'mon Cash, operators are standing by.
 You know, that could be made into a season long promotion: be a Yankee for a day. Downside is that after the game, you'd be headed to the DL.
Do players on the DL have a special room they hang in? Can you imagine Joba & Youk playing Nintendo and getting really heated, then A-Rod coming by like 'Hey Guys, what's going on?'
 You mean the Emergency Room? Yes.
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RHP Michael Pineda (2-0, 5.00)
RHP Jacob deGrom (2-1, 0.93)
7:05 p.m., YES Network and MLB Network
LHP CC Sabathia (0-3, 4.35)
RHP Matt Harvey (3-0, 3.50)
4:05 p.m., WPIX and FOX Sports 1
RHP Nathan Eovaldi (1-0, 3.12)
LHP Jon Niese (2-0, 1.50)
8:05 p.m., ESPN
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