Joba is the latest Yankee to hit the DL.
To paraphrase Casey Stengel, can't anyone here stay healthy?
Ladies and gentlemen, my resume:
- Throw with my left hand.
- Have pulse.
- Can supply own Yankee cap.
C'mon Cash, operators are standing by.
 You know, that could be made into a season long promotion: be a Yankee for a day. Downside is that after the game, you'd be headed to the DL.
Do players on the DL have a special room they hang in? Can you imagine Joba & Youk playing Nintendo and getting really heated, then A-Rod coming by like 'Hey Guys, what's going on?'
 You mean the Emergency Room? Yes.
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RHP Masahiro Tanaka (9-6, 3.61)
RHP Williams Perez (4-4, 4.76)
7:35 p.m., YES Network
RHP Luis Severino (1-2, 2.74)
RHP Matt Wisler (5-4, 5.43)
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RHP Nathan Eovaldi (13-2, 4.00)
RHP Julio Teheran (9-6, 4.29)
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