"A New York Treasure" --Village Voice

Whadda Ya Got?

The good news: C.C. The bad news: James Shields and the gluten-free Yankee offense.

1. Gardner CF
2. Suzuki RF
3. Cano 2B
4. Hafner DH
5. Almonte LF
6. Overbay 1B
7. Nunez SS
8. Cruz 3B
9. Stewart C

Never mind the carbs:

Let’s Go Yank-ees!

“The Artist’s Studio in the Afternoon Fog” By Winslow Homer (1894)

39 comments

1 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 4:08 pm

At least we're back to using the "Regular Irregulars" lineup, instead of last night's "Irregular Irregulars" disasterbacle ...

2 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:12 pm

Sit down, Gordon!

3 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:14 pm

You to Escobar.

4 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:19 pm

Way to drop it down, Gritty!

5 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:20 pm

Ichiro!

6 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:21 pm

MUST.SCORE.RUNS.HERE.

7 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:22 pm

Robbie!

8 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:24 pm

YAY, RUN!

NOW, RUNS!!

9 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:25 pm

C'mon, Zoilo!

10 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:26 pm

Z-Almond!

11 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:29 pm

Yeesh, only one.

12 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:30 pm

NOW we get the flyball, so fucking typical of this lineup.

What a waste ... again.

13 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:40 pm

Obviously, the trick is hitting the ball softly ...

14 monkeypants   ~  Jul 9, 2013 6:58 pm

Miguel Tejada. I didn't even know he was still playing in the bigs. HoF or no?

15 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:02 pm

I hate Angel Hernandez.

16 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:05 pm

HoF?

Really?

Call me when Alan Trammell is in ...

17 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:06 pm

[14] HoVG. I think he's like Donnie & Bernie and just misses.

18 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:07 pm

Fat Man is Big Man so far tonight.

19 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:14 pm

Damn, Cain steals another one.

20 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:22 pm

Nice play Luis!

21 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:22 pm

Jayson Nix?

You watch your ass, there's a new BUIF in town!!!

22 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:26 pm

Gar, rain ... and with the Big Man on the mound so far ...

23 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:27 pm

[19] Cain is able.

24 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:33 pm

Gee, don't those wasted runs in the 1st inning loom large?

25 monkeypants   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:41 pm

[16] Not advocating, just asking.

26 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:52 pm

This team is really going to lose this one ... sigh.

27 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:55 pm

Good thing the Yankees are such good sports and didn't take advantage of that first inning.

28 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:55 pm

Yeah, a hit.

29 Mr OK Jazz Tokyo   ~  Jul 9, 2013 7:57 pm

I do not like the Kansas City Royals.
That's all.

30 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:10 pm

Yeesh. We have to win game 1-0.

31 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:14 pm

This is another nut punch.

32 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:17 pm

Well, I decided I had better things to do down 3-1 last night, tonight's no different.

Bases Loaded in 2 consecutive innings (9th & 1st):

5 outs, 4 by strikeout.

No runs.

Fuck this shit.

33 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:31 pm

Big guy deserved better tonight.

34 rbj   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:40 pm

Blergh. Styrofoam has more nutritional value than the Yankees offense.

35 Ara Just Fair   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:40 pm

Fuck this game with a rusty chainsaw.

36 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:41 pm

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

37 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 8:42 pm

Well, time for soccer.

Hopefully the USMNT doesn't shit the bed like the Yankees did in the 1st inning ...

38 Boatzilla   ~  Jul 9, 2013 10:08 pm

Absolutely deflating, watching this team most nights. Just a hollow, empty experience.

39 cult of basebaal   ~  Jul 9, 2013 10:58 pm

[38] Watching this team is like having dysentery for 5 months ...

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