Our man Hiroki, looking to rebound after a so-so start against the Red Sox, goes tonight in Tampa. Yanks on the creep.
Is it real or is it memorex?
Brett Gardner CF
Curtis Granderson DH
Robinson Cano 2B
Alfonso Soriano LF
Alex Rodriguez 3B
Lyle Overbay 1B
Eduardo Nunez SS
Ichiro Suzuki RF
Chris Stewart C
Never mind the cowbells:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
No Michael Kay!
All I have is the mlb feed from Tampa :(
[1] Piniella instead. That's a horrible trade off.
Great hit, Fonzie. Eat shit, Maddon!
Fuck your shift!
[3] I just consider it a change of scenery.
Remember that 1st inning small ball that Joe played for a long time this season? With Kuroda on the mound, I really feel that this is the way to go this game.
I was thinking - could this become the most exciting regular season we've experienced since 1978.
[8] I'll take a replay of 1978, thanks.
Yes, James Loney should bunt. For sure.
Even Joe Maddon overthinks it occasionally, huh?
(9) No Yom Kippur playoff.
Of course. Mother FUCKER!
Aw crap.
Well, fuckshitdammit.
[12] Exactly the word that came to my lips. Only you made it two words.
I just love 2 out 3 run jobs on hanging slider meatballs.
At least it's not Game Over already.
[14] That's also a good one. We don't have to quibble about word differentiation.
3 weeks ago, game over. Not tonight.
Excellent. Having Chris Stewart bunt is the perfect answer to Maddon asking Loney to bunt.
Jesus H Christ. What is it about the Trop that makes everybody all goddam bunt-happy???
Um, if that's another injury ... I'm going to get stabby!
Ugh, that could easily be a broken hand.
Jeez, do these guys get bounties for putting our guys out of commission?
Well, this is turning into a load o' shit really fast.
Way to steal on the 0-2 slider in the dirt, Brett. What? That didn't happen. Never mind.
Narrow strike zone is not helping Hiro.
Strangely, I think the zone is wider for LH batters.
Argh.
Oy
This a very, Very, VERY bad time for Hiroki to turn into a fucking pumpkin ...
[29] Thank you for translating [28].
So much for Hiro going 50+ innings w/o allowing a homer. He did start another 2/3 inning streak at least. Now to start another.
Ummm.
??????
WTF?
Is this fucking Home Run Derby?
MotherfuckingModamnedbullshit!
Ugh.
I'd go mow my lawn but it's too dark. Might do it anyway. Fuck you Trop you worthless dump of disgusting piece of shit "ballpark."
I knew it was a bad idea for Hiroki to be working out with Hughes.
Well, fuckbags, that's it for me.
Gargh.
Ugh. If CC shits the bed tomorrow it's going to be gloomy again. Not to say this game's over but WTF Kuroda? [38] It's got to be the Hughes.
I guess playing the Rays is a little different than taking on the Jays. Or Twins, for that matter.
[41] Yeah, but shouldn't it be, like, one run per game different?
The good news for Kuroda is that in his next start he just needs to do the exact opposite.
I'm going to go hit my head with a hammer. Less painful than this shit sandwich.
[43] Did Costanza make the move to YSII?
I am unemployed and I live with my parents. lol....
From Jesus robbed Stewart. Rats!
Between Kawasaki last series and Archer tonight, it looks like baseball players are getting younger and younger.
Atta boy, Brett. Picked off down 5. Horseshit.
[48] Huh. I wouldn't mind that. Maybe I should become a baseball player.
Blerg. Gonna switch to a drill on my head.
[50] Too Twilight Zone for me. Wouldn't mind being mid 30s again, though.
Night all.
Who is this Joba chap? He seems like a real fireman in the bullpen.
It's opposite Friday.