Nunez scratched, instead tonight's second sacker will be. . . Mark Reynolds! Who has 1 inning at second since 2007. Please adjust your alcohol intake accordingly.

[1] He turned the game-ending DP last night, right?

1] I heard that Cashman was looking in his rolodex for Mariano Duncan's number.

[3] He should probably check his beeper instead.

[2] I fear going to the well too often
[3] No Luis Sojo?

[1] The joys of injuries combined with 13 man pitching staffs and chronically short benches.

Nice play Derek, no pasta for us.

Whoever kidnapped the real Kuroda I wish they'd give him back.

Crap

BRETT FUCKING LAWRIE.

Goddamit.

There, Rajai Davis, that will teach JA Happ and, uh, Ryan Dempster.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Well, I've got some Capital One Cup I could be watching, fuck this nonsense ...

Hmmm, what nonsense did I miss? What did Jeter do to Kuroda since he's been back?

I've never seen a run score on a dropped third strike. In fact, I don't believe I've ever seen a runner reach on a dropped third called strike.

Has Kuroda turned back to a pumpkin?

I do not care for imitation Kuroda.

Hmmmmm.

Yep, I have important things to do. Can't spend the evening watching a silly game!

Well this is no fun, unless one is rooting for the Jays.

BTW, I missed Jeter's hit in the 1st inning---legit or not?

[20] Double.

[21] Aha! Well struck or a blooper?

Oh great, Joba's up.

Kuroda struggling is not a pleasant example of body language.

Why send A-Rod there? He's still not his old self (and probably never will be again)

[25] More importantly, you're down by six runs with only one out in the inning. Still, it took more or less a perfect sequence to get him out. So goes this season.

Blergh. Joba coming in, might find something else to do.