Apologies if this has been linked to this weekend, just making sure you saw The Dude's special delivery first pitch at the Dodgers game the other night.

http://deadspin.com/jeff-bridges-with-the-big-lebowski-first-pitch-at-dod-1615052980

Evening all. Made it without a hitch. Came in under the GPS estimated time in fact.

Water still isn't usable, but alas, work is back on.

Kruk...rhymes with F. Not sure how long I can stand these two announcers disgorge their views on every other team but Yanks and Red Sox.

i have that fat fucking whining bitch.

[2] great! nice catch, btw.

[3] yup.

please get a DP right fricking now.

Batting practice.

[2] Good man.
And just in time for what promises to be a wretched game!

that pitch coulda been a strike...

[8] your favorite pitcher on the bump.

ooh, close.

Phuck.

what a bunch o' fuckin' bollocks.

this is a last place team we're losing to...again.

I raced home for this shit?

[7] Yes

[12] phish is playing in atlanta tonight.

(that should cue cult...)

Good job, Dave.

got the dp. a little late, but better than never, i suppose...

pretty good start.

keep it movin', fellas!

Cash in on this greasy rat!

not a strike.

[16] Bat signal? Did someone put up a bat signal???

=)

whew. woulda been brutal to not score any runs.

but we really need to cash in another, at the very least...

please tie the game here.

[16] [22] One of my sons actually drove from NYC to a former Air Force Base (Loring) on the northern tip of Maine to see phish. The concert was staged on the runway.

GRITNER!!!

fuck yeah, baby. fuck yeah!

Good Old Brett Gardner!

And, good old Clay Buchholz.

GRITTY!!!

now, let's get another hit and plate the 2 ducks.

O.K. at least a run there.

Lil G's having one helluva season.

[25] very cool.

c'mon DJ!

Gritner! MVP for the team.

[31] he sure as shit is!

[30] You must be on Eric Time.

Goddam pony.

fuckin' midget fucker.

Fucking my little pony.

[35] HA!

his comment # is 2 bars of 15/16.

At least it's tied. I was about to switch to pre-season football.

[25] Which year?

dearest phelps-y,

please pitch a quick, neat, shutdown inning.

thanks very much,
me.

that's a good start.

Dear Phelps"y".

STOP SUCKING!

KTHANKS, BY.

ME

[42] Beat me to it!

LOL!!!

that is *not* neat.

[45] HA!

great minds drink alike ; )

fuck, shit, piss, and hell.

ugly fucking ratty bastard.

Good work, Dave.

Die, Pony, die!

Note: I am NOT speaking German.

Somebody needs to give Phelps"y" a Code Red.

[41] Probably late 90's...the runway is 11,000ft long so plenty of room

50+ pitches, 5 runs, < 2 innings.

feh.

Best thing about Toledo: upon arriving home there was: there was a "boil water" notice in the door. It's a toxin, not a bacterium or virus. Boiling just concentrates the toxin. Don't pull the standard form out of the drawer, make a new one that isn't going to make us sicker.

we really need jeter to knock in those 2 runs last inning...

nice fucking play, nancy's brother!

How about that Drew!!!

[52] 1998 then. First time they played there. Good shows.

[50] No one who speaks German can be an evil murderer!

[59] "Well, only one in two million people has what we call the evil gene. Hitler had it. Walt Disney had it. And Dustin Pedroia has it."

[59] can I get you as a character witness! bitte?

[59] [60] Evidently, use of the H1tler word trips the nanny ... even in a Simpsons quote.

[59] "Well, only one in two million people has what we call the evil gene. H1tler had it. Walt Disney had it. And Dustin Pedroia has it."

Take that, nanny!

[58] Four of my 7 kids are avid phish-ionados!

That's not a quality start, is it? Two innings, five runs?

So David has been Chased?

[59] Jazz - sorry i missed your balafon comment yesterday. yes, not only do i know what it is, but i own one! well, it's my wife's but it lives underneath my marimba. she got it when she studied west african dance in ghana!

i composed a piece for her after our 2nd date. it's only 1:30 or so but it has several sections. it's a cool instrument, but mine isn't diatonic so it's difficult to chart out and remember. i've written several other parts on it that have become sections in new pieces of mine. all of this will be going on the fourth cd.

i don't think i have "Baladance" on my computer. but i'll try to find, transfer, and send to you!

You know, Kruk is an imbecile, but he's actually entertaining ... when he's making fun of himself.

Between innings I'm watching "RedTails" on Fox Movie Channel, about Tuskegee Airman, with Cuba Gooding Jr. Fantastic dogfight CGI

[61] So J F K and H1tler can't get through WordPress but the phrase 'fucking my little Pony' can...Hmmm....

[67] All an act. He actually goes home and reads Proust. In French.
[66] You're amazing! Can't wait to hear it.

[70] Man, if there was a swear filter ... we'd have no comments in game threads!

[68] Coleman, that is a great movie. For some reason I've seen it twice. Maybe once on an airplane.

[73] Interesting. It's undeniably a fantastic story, but everything I've heard about the movie so far has been negative. The last 30 years of Lucas have not been ... positive.

Double. Cespedes doesn't know how to play the wall.

i hate that fucking wall.

i just loathe that little league ballpark. i know that's blasphemous, for some reason, but i can't stand it. flat out ugly and stupid outfield dimensions/monstah...

Sigh, it's going to be *that* kind of night, isn't it?

Nancy!

1 run ballgame!

[72] [73] I'm spending more time with the movie though Just caught drew double to make it 5-4.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, Prado!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[75] Earlier shot of the inside of the green monster was a graffiti covered concrete building. That was the sub-basement at college. Dirty, dark, but a great place to make out.

[80] Isn't Prado a 'professional hitter'? Or was he the 'good baseball man' in the trade? Is 'good baseball man' only for retired guys?

come on, Jetes!!!

drive in 2 this time around!!!

I do not have faith in Jeter here ...

[82] he is. i dig him. he'll come around. i promise.

Le sigh.

About as pathetic as I imagined ...

RI - check your email!

Mr OK - check your email!

Aw crud. New water advisory is 1 am. Good night.

please retire already.

I hate the fucking Red Sox. Especially that fat lying fuck.

Now I'm going back to the movie!

[90] good luck!

[92] indeed.

glad i have the game on mute...

Fuck. Big Papi.

Fuck Big Papi ...

fucking ballpark...

[96] this.

i like this chase!

please tie the game here...