4 taters for Alex

Excited for more Sanchez. Refsnyder sent down. Looks like a move to get more pitchers up after last nights mini marathon.

Last night was the first time in history that no Yankee pitcher recorded more than six outs...

[3] crazy stat. It worked though. Sorta.

alas. sputter sputter.

You guys see Wally Matthews absolutely rip Joe Girardi for not playing A-Rod? Called him a 'rigid, joyless man', etc. :)

Alex shot Harambe, hilarious sign

Sanchez will have to bail the offense out tonight I fear.

yee. not a good pitch to swing at there Sanchie.

hell yeah! Romine over the green monster.

Austin!

he was safe I thought.

nope, out.

Nice job, Hicks. Dumbass!

Damn near got his hand spiked too

Funny that it never occurred to the Yankees to let their AAA catchers provide the MLB offense.

Rats

ooh ooh. not even close! Way to throw Sanchie!

I think we're witnessing the dawn of the Gary Sanchez era.

pasta diving romine...

doesn't quite have the right ring.

Sheriff Sanchez stopping thievery

Castro just took his time on that.

Man.
Thank Mo for that CS, huh? Ran themselves out of a rally.

yeesh not even 60 pitches yet.

[21] Sheriff Sanchez! I like it.

I'm going to see that the SWB baby Yankees tomorrow. Psyched to see Frazier and Judge up a close. Whoo-hoo!

Oh, nice.
But you won't get to see Romine or Sanchez!

easy pickings for the sheriff.

[26] nice! It's a good time to catch them.

[25] thanks. Lots of possibilities. The sheriff makes another arrest.

[30] kinda obvi but "There is a new sheriff in town."

So next year will we see Judge, Frazier, Sanchez and Bird all starting? I hope so!

I'd rather see Romine and Sanchez hitting homers vs. the sox on my tv. : )

[32] wow, real changing of the guard. And Fielder is done too. Lots of new blood next year

Nice inning by Pineda.

Yeah, Prince Fielder. Damn.
The 319 thing is pretty cool, though. I bet Thelarmis will like that.

I do like the 319 thing! : )

Ok, back to administering performance midterms...

Go Yanks!!! Go A-Rod!!!

Sigh.
No joy in Mudville.

Not a bad AB there by Alex, just missed a double down the line. Love to see a long tater to shut up the Fenway crowd though.

Jeez, Starlin. Lazy throw and now not running out a K. You aren't ticketed for the HOF, I want a better effort

And Big Papi strikes out

Someone finally made Papi look bad. I'll take that.

The Gary Sanchez era.

I wasn't looking. Looks serious.

ok just saw the replay. dude, you just created a dangerous situation for our young dude by that crazy play. What did you think would happen when you started falling backwards?

The sheriff is a catcher, glad they didn't send him

oh damn thought we were gonna score. But ok. I still see potential.

God, their bullpen sucks.

Me, but, hey rookie

Yes! Thanks Benewhatever.

Yeah, E7.

RBI!

Not exactly what the doctor ordered, but it'll do.

That was . . . anti-climatic

That was hilarious.

Must be so irritating for the Sox. A Rod looks like crap, hits a Bronson Arroyo special, drives in a run.

[53] He's saving the tater for tomorrow, I'm certain.

I don't think you guys can appreciate how much Red Sox Nation is hating this game. They're pulling their hair out.

bleh. up to betances.

Time to dances with Betances

2-1 to 4-2. Holy shit. Damn swimming!

Good day for that, though, Ara. Triple-digit heat index here anyway.

[60] Phelps vs Lotcke coming up. 1/2 an hour. Dellin should have this sewn up by then

Ooooh.
Nice K, very nice. High heat.

One down

61]. I've been telling people that since I like winter and don't complain about snow I have the right to be sick of this gd heat. Sick of it.

Um, not good

Good lord.
Bear down, Dellin!

[62] yes indeed. Now intros acting like boxers.

Just pitch to him! Don't walk him!

Hoo boy.
Tying run on base.

Great, My Little Fucking Pony is up.

Sid down, Pony!

And a wounded pony is dispatched. One more

Phelps!

Wow, Phelps won by, I think, 2 seconds

Yeah, baby!

There ya go!

Night all

The-he-e-e-e-e Yankees, WIN!
Man, it's going to be fun listening to sports talk radio tomorrow morning.

boom! dancing.

WHoo-hoo. Nasty pitch. Fuck boston.

The scorer gave Jacoby a double retroactively.

But I like to think of A-Rod's dribbler as the game-winning RBI. In principle. Morally speaking.

Please put this meme to bed. Win games with your best players on the field. Time to move on.

82) Here here! Funny win.

haha. Somehow it seems fitting that it started to pour during A-rod's ceremony.

MARIANO!!!

Sweet Lou!

...and there's the rain.

wow, this is very nice! good on the yankees : )

New game thread up.

al's ceremony rained out. of course!