It’s not hot, not cool. Little humid, breezy, and overcast here in the Bronx. More funski to be had against those damn Jays tonight.
Here’s hoping our boys give ‘em more trouble.
Never mind the ruck-us:
Let’s Go Yank-ees!
Wednesday
April 24, 2024
Since 2002
"This ain't football. We do this every day."
--Earl Weaver
--Earl Weaver
Welp
Nice try, Judge
McCann crushes one!
Sigh
Yes, double play!
Happy birthday Tyler Austin!
Hot Damn, Kid!
Tommy Layne is just begging for a Penny Lane knock off
Pompeii better not erupt for a run
Fuck
Didindidit!
Sweeeeeeeeeeet!
Hot damn!
Just stopping in to say, I love triples!
That's Headley!
Hell Yeah!
Well, it wasn't as good as a triple, but that will do, Chase.
Okay, it was as good as a triple, I lied.
From the perpetual look on his face, I don't think that Gibbons has ever even heard of Pepto Bismol.
Ah it is Dellin, but. It is three scary BJ top of the lineup.
Keep watching, Joey.
Dammit.
Joey bats to make another base running blunder I predict
I mean, what's worse than a lead-off walk when we're up three in the ninth?
(Careful, it's a trick question.)
JFC, Dellin! Throw strikes!
Oh man, this is not good. Shake it off, Dellin, let's go!
Okay, better.
2-1 to Donaldson...
Ugh. This is getting to me. He's just lost the feel.
Who's left in the pen?
Ruh roh
Shit
Torture.
At least he's able to throw strikes now...
Strike this shithead out!
Oh, man. On the tenth pitch.
Jeez, tying run on with nobody out!
I feel oddly confident now, though.
Ok come on blue, you suck
It doesn't usually take us this long to write
"one"
when Dellin is pitching!
Aw jeez
Yeah, my confidence level is not quite so high now.
Three walks in an inning!
I honestly think it's time to pull Dellin.
Oh no. Are you kidding me?
Oh, man. Did Upton really beat it? I guess he did.
I gotta leave the Banter. I'll follow the end of the game unless it goes to extras (which actually seems fairly likely right now).
The blue jays make me want ti fucking puke.
Come on, double play
I'll take a K
Gritner!
Siddown, pillar! One mire out!
Night all!
Holy shite!
Watched offline. What a nail biter. Gritner with the sno-cone. And 7 games over .500.
Saving the best for last?
I turned on and they fell behind, so I thought I was jinxing them. Then they came back and I felt better. Then all the 9th inning drama unfolded, so I turned off to avoid the reverse-double-behind-the-back jinx.
Then they won by a snowcone. So I guess my strategy finally paid off. [exhale].
Oh, nice job, Boatzilla. I'm glad you stuck with the program.