Good patience by Sanchez there.

Hot diggity, take that, shift.

Oy

Everything's coming up Orioles.

Whew!

Hell yeah,Matt!

Hot damn

Mow 'em down, Luis!

Gritner on fire tonight

Gary Big Fly!

Gary! Way to get off the schnide.

Hard to believe they're still throwing Ubaldo out there.
Sanchize with the tater!

Good heavens.

Here comes the Machado 3 run job.

Sometimes ya just.....

[14] next lottery numbers, please

One of these decades the Yankees are going to develop a starter.

[17] That James Kaprielian is a sure thing, right?

Oh, what's that...?

(18) You mean Generation Tres didn't stick?

(17) That dinger was so predictable after the BB that 9-yr old Jazz JR called it

[19] Elbow problems.

I like the power from Sanchez and Matt H. The pen is gonna need to put in some work.

Chase may have made some kind of deal with some kind of underworld royalty.

Another one!
This is very suspicious.

Atta boy, Chase. Sweet snag.

I like this Chase kid, where did he come from?

Those were some stabs my Headley!!

I guess the foul ball to Gary's thigh didn't preclude him from going the other way.

Oh, and, hi!

Another whiff for bird...

Um...

Sweet inning.

Oooof...I grew my beard back waiting for him to get to 2B there

Plays.
Plays kill innings. Fuck plays.

First 5 innings, 1.5 hours. Last 4, 2.5. And the game slows down.

I'm still perplexed by Ellsbury...such a dynamic player when young, how did he get so boring to watch?

This game is iffy.

So, he can only catch crazy hard line drives? Feh.

We give away an out.
The Orioles immediately give it back. Only they do it voluntarily.

(37) Cap'n Buck going to manage. Hard to tell who is Moreno humorless between Buck and JoeyJoeJoe

And there's the ball game. Predictable...

Yup. Motherfucker!

Sigh.
It's gonna be a long season.

Tigers bullpen blew a 4-0 lead this afternoon. 5-4. Thenthe Shit Sox blew their lead and lost 6-5.

Aw, crap.

Kaboom...ok, I may now get off the sofa and start the day..

[38] Moreno Humorless, I remember him! Outfielder for the Brewers, right?

Good job, Chase.

(44) Yeah! He and Mike Stankyface were quite the duo in he OF.
Judge is so damn tall..

I'm afraid I see AAA in Judge's near future ...

The Judge got overruled. Growing season for the kids this year.

Now, that's a shutdown inning after capitalizing on an error and taking the lead. Too bad it was for the wrong fucking team.

(47) Don't worry, solid veterans like Pete Kozma will pick up the slack.

[50] Yeah, why give Torres an early season shot or anything, right?

[45] Howdy, Nostra!

Going to be a long year. Can't hold a 5-1 lead.

I don't think Bird would've made that scoop

CULT!!! Hey, pal : )

True Yankee moment here for CC2

[55] Happy Baseball!

Pinstripes not earned.

Thanks guys. Lately, I've been enjoying reading the whole thread after I know the results.

I don't know why, but it's a lot of fun. It's kinda like baseball haiku.