[Picture by Petra Collins]
Dude, I couldn’t stay awake last night, missed the end of the game. When I woke up and saw the box score, I was like this:
Now, since I didn’t actually stay up late for the second night in a row to see Mariano lose that Texas Horror Show, I’m trying to remain hopeful. Yeah, even though Cliff Lee pitches today for the Rangers. This is Lee’s first game back from the DL and he hasn’t been his usual dominant self since joining Texas. I could see him shutting the Yanks out for seven innings but I could also see the Yanks touching him up some too. Maybe Derek Jeter has a great game.
It’s all up to that Mystery Man Moseley:
C’mon, son, make like Aaron Small and shut-shut ’em down.
Never mind the hankies, Let’s Go Yan-Kees!
Man, it’s nippy in New York today.
Kicking off a week of countrified beats, let’s go back to the old school: