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Boy, That Escalated Quickly

The last time Sabathia and Price faced each other, I compared it to Dinocroc vs. Supergator. This time around I’m afraid it was more like Sharktopus vs. a blonde in a bikini; the Rays creamed the Yankees 10-1 in a game that saw Sabathia uncharacteristically implode, and Javy Vazquez not entirely uncharacteristically implode.

Neither starter was as sharp tonight as they were in their last matchup, but Price and Sabathia hung in there well enough to keep things close for the first five innings. The Yanks took an early lead when Marcus Thames (“Glenallen Hill Historical Re-Enactment Society Chairman Marcus Thames,” as Jay Jaffe dubbed him) hit a big ol’ homer to left, scoring Robinson Cano. The Rays came right back in the third, as a series of singles allowed Ben Zobrist to score Jason Bartlett; but in the bottom of the fifth, Greg Golson reached home on a gentle Nick Swisher single, and with Sabathia on the mound guarding a 3-1 lead it looked like the Yankees might get the best of this series.

It was at this point that the game got out its MetroCard and hopped on the 9:15 crosstown handbasket to Hell.

Carl Crawford singled, Evan Longoria doubled. Fine – these things happen. Rocco Baldelli singled, which is a bit more surprising but, given all he’s been through, hey – good for him, you know? 3-2 Yankees. Willy Aybar singled; Kelly Shoppach walked. It was at this point, with the game tied, that I began to suspect an evil alien force had possessed Sabathia, and when he then walked Sean Rodriguez, it was all the confirmation I needed. C.C. Sabathia just doesn’t do that sort of thing, and I only hope Gene Monahan and the Yankee trainers have some good exorcism strategies to get this demon out of the Yankee ace before the playoffs start.

Joe Girardi came to this realization around the same time I did, and yanked Sabathia in favor of Joba Chamberlain, who turned 25 today, and also gave up a ground-rule double to B.J. Upton and a single to Carl Crawford. This was probably Sabathia’s worst start of the year – it was the most runs he’s ever given up as a Yankee – and certainly his worst since May, when he scuffled for a few weeks. It was 8-3 Rays, but at this point it looked like a run-of-the-mill bad game, just one of those nights. It took Javier Vazquez to elevate things into Grand Guignol.

I don’t generally buy into the whole “he just can’t handle playing in New York” idea, but if anyone ever changes my mind on that point, it will be Javy Vazquez. I don’t know if he was merely having a very, very bad night or if we just witnessed a Steve Blass-style mental and physical breakdown live on television; Vazquez came into the game and walked Ben Zobrist, then hit the next three batters in a row. This tied the American League record, and was only the eighth time in all of Major League history that a pitcher has hit three in a row. Whether to conserve his pen or to allow Vazquez to reclaim a shred of dignity by letting him clean up his own mess, Girardi left him in the game. The worst was over, but it was one hell of a discouraging moment for a pitcher who’s had a number of them in the Bronx.

The inning finally bled out; it was 10-1 by then and not even the most die-hard fans could envision a comeback. By the end of “God Bless America”, most of the crowd had evaporated and Girardi had replaced his regulars with most of the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre roster. Inspired by that choice, I’ve decided to do the same thing and remove myself from this recap.

Now typing for Emma Span: her dog Pearl.

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Categories:  Bronx Banter  Emma Span  Game Recap  Yankees

Tags:  CC Sabathia  pearl

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17 comments

1 Cliff Corcoran   ~  Sep 24, 2010 2:05 am

damn, look at those eyes . . . how do you ever leave the apartment without her?

2 cult of basebaal   ~  Sep 24, 2010 3:02 am

WHOZA CUTE DOGGIE???

YOUZA CUTE DOGGIE!!!!

WOOGIE, GOOGIE, WOOGIE, WOO!!!

3 Mr. OK Jazz TOKYO   ~  Sep 24, 2010 6:23 am

I want to give Pearl a great big hug, then unleash her inner-hunter instinct on AJ Burnett...

4 bp1   ~  Sep 24, 2010 7:28 am

Who's a thunk that Javy Vasquez would be the new Run Fairy. Should we start calling him Javy Heredia? Did he at least throw hard enough to cause a bruise?

I think ole Mr Vasquez will be watching the playoffs on TV this year.

5 bp1   ~  Sep 24, 2010 7:29 am

And oh yeah - that Pearl is a sweetheart. It would take one look at me like that and I'd be fetching the milkbones from under the counter.

6 Shaun P.   ~  Sep 24, 2010 7:54 am

I'm not a dog person at all, but that face is adorable!

I have a confession to make - it was my fault. My wife and I were watching the game, and the 5th inning ended, and I was tired and so I said, "I'm going to bed early for once. The Yanks will be fine."

I can't believe it got away from them. I'll bet there was much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments over the bases loaded no outs no runs in the bottom 5th once the game got away.

7 Just Fair   ~  Sep 24, 2010 7:54 am

[0] She's a lot less mangy than my Yellow lab, Mickey. Good Thursday night tv openings MADE me miss Javy's implosion. That's a shame. He should just clear out has locker after the last regular season game and beat the street. Go back from whence you came, JV.

8 rbj   ~  Sep 24, 2010 8:55 am

I figured the Yankees would be in trouble when they only scored one in the bottom of the fifth. Bases loaded, one out, 3,4,5 up? You gotta score more. I think Joe was sending Brian a message last night: don't you ever fucking sign Javy ever fucking again. Fucking ever. He's a fucking piece of shit. What the fuck were you fucking thinking. We lose the division -- I can only play what I'm given, and when I'm given a fucking piece of shit like Javy, that ain't my fault.

And Emma, u bettr be gibbin Pearl teh nomz.

9 bags   ~  Sep 24, 2010 9:17 am

hilarious. you can write, emma span.

10 Alex Belth   ~  Sep 24, 2010 9:52 am

9) Almost as good as Pearl.

11 Diane Firstman   ~  Sep 24, 2010 10:12 am

[0]

and I'm as sick as a dog ... sigh ... someone pass the Sudafed.

12 Chyll Will   ~  Sep 24, 2010 10:12 am

Pearl, who obviously has been watching too many of these type of games lately, has the right idea and I'd like to subscribe to her newsletter.

13 Diane Firstman   ~  Sep 24, 2010 10:15 am

Pearl's VORP (Value over Replacement Pooch) is off the charts.

14 Emma Span   ~  Sep 24, 2010 10:39 am

[3] Unfortunately, Pearl does not really have any inner-hunter instincts. The closest she ever gets to aggressive is staring with gentle befuddlement.

Also, sorry all for the 10-1 typo. It was 10-3, of course. I blame Javy Vazquez (why not?).

15 vins   ~  Sep 24, 2010 11:36 am

in all fairness, with a performance like that you might think the rays had found a new way to subtract opposing runs

16 Diane Firstman   ~  Sep 24, 2010 11:56 am

[15]

Gamma Rays?

17 The Mick536   ~  Sep 24, 2010 2:01 pm

After the three hit batsmen, I asked myself whether I could have predicted this strange and anomalous event. Not in my wildest dreams. I say the same thing about the Yankees in the post season.

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