Yanks sign Bartolo Colon to a minor league deal…
not so much : as ;
catch my drift with the semi?
but maybe worth a shot.
You know the old saying: a colonoscopy a week keeps the Mitre away.
I hope this doesn't blow.
 So his new nickname should be "Chamberpot" perhaps...
 Hopefully this experience won't be "Colonic". That would actually suck a...
 he better be a hard worker, and not lax.
 If he rehabilitated himself, he'd be an ex-lax, which means this could very well be a loose-loose situation...
Reminds me of one of my favorite post titles here. "Super Colon Blow."
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