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Colonoscopy

Yanks sign Bartolo Colon to a minor league deal

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7 comments

1 Mattpat11   ~  Jan 26, 2011 12:42 pm

Hmm.

2 Sliced Bread   ~  Jan 26, 2011 1:08 pm

not so much : as ;
catch my drift with the semi?
but maybe worth a shot.
You know the old saying: a colonoscopy a week keeps the Mitre away.

3 rbj   ~  Jan 26, 2011 1:24 pm

I hope this doesn't blow.

4 Chyll Will   ~  Jan 26, 2011 1:35 pm

[2] So his new nickname should be "Chamberpot" perhaps...

[3] Hopefully this experience won't be "Colonic". That would actually suck a...

5 rbj   ~  Jan 26, 2011 2:01 pm

[4] he better be a hard worker, and not lax.

6 Chyll Will   ~  Jan 26, 2011 4:05 pm

[5] If he rehabilitated himself, he'd be an ex-lax, which means this could very well be a loose-loose situation...

7 randym77   ~  Jan 26, 2011 6:57 pm

Reminds me of one of my favorite post titles here. "Super Colon Blow."

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