1. Bernie Williams walking in late, and Pettitte calling him on it.
2. Jon Heyman’s sweater (screencap via @jaydestro):
Pettitte said “never say never” about pitching again at some point in the future, but that he does not expect to and definitely won’t this year. So that’s probably that. As usual, he was aw-shucks and earnest during the conference; he said he feels good physically, but his heart’s just not in gearing up to play. Vaya con dios, Andy.