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John Farrell: "Uh, so there's this girl that I kinda used to see for a while, and yeah, so um, she called me the other day and like, she wants to get together with me and, yunnow, maybe we should, like see other people--"
Toronto Blue Jays: "Oh, yeahsolongtheresyourcrapdontletthedoorhityourassonthewayoutbyebiatch... FWEEEEP!!! Back it in, boys!"
*rummmble!* BEEEP! BEEEP! BEEEP! BEEEP!...
That's a pretty good starting rotation and a pretty good line up in Toronto now.
Great trade for Toronto. Sad day for Miami and it's several hundred fans. Giancarlo Stanton deserves better. And Jeffrey Loria needs to be gone from baseball this instant.
Josh Johnson is the best get obviously. I doubt Reyes holds up on that shit turf for too long. Beuhrle is a wild card and I don't know much about the other guys. Just a few more reasons to hate Jays. Building a brand new stadium in Miami and then tanking the team sounds like a real grift.
Move em to Montreal! As long as you're giving away so much to Canada, let them take the trash out, too. I'm sure there are more people interested in baseball there than in Miami...
 Really? I think Reyes is plainly the best fish in that net. He'll be overpaid in five years, but for the next two or three he might give them 5 WAR per season.
The Jays will win more games than the Orioles in 2013. Write it down.
I can't believe how Loria fleeced the city of Miami.
Crap. 2013 just got a bit more interesting. Gonna be a long, hard campaign.
torri to tigers 2/$26
9) Yup. Just heard that, too.
 Damn, seems like a bargain. I wish Cash had offered 2/$30M.
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Today (Game 1)
RHP Brandon McCarthy (6-4, 2.79)
RHP Kevin Gausman (7-7, 3.83)
1:05 p.m., YES Network and MLB Network
Today (Game 2)
TBA (Bryan Mitchell seems like the best bet)
RHP Bud Norris (12-8, 3.92)
7:05 p.m., YES Network and MLB Network
RHP Shane Greene (4-3, 3.57)
RHP Miguel Gonzalez (9-7, 3.22)
1:05 p.m., FOX
RHP Hiroki Kuroda (10-9, 3.91)
RHP Chris Tillman (12-5, 3.36)
8:05 p.m., ESPN
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