CC gutted this on out for 8. Mr. Pronk is trying to prove Francisco is expendable. Nune6 can't jump and catch a line drive at the same time. Stewart owes Ichiro a steak for dropping a perfect 9-2 put out. Vernon wells now has more opposite field hits than all of last year. And Joba the Hut closed out the 9th with just a tiny dose of stress.

We're set to pop here, honey.

Yeah, looking at Pronk's body of work this year, I'm ready to buy into Mattpat's STFU about platoons and give us someone who can rake theory.