Who wants to be indoors on a day like this?

Yeah, mebbe for a little while. I was outside until about ten minutes ago.

Uh oh, Johnson at 1B today

Just got Sparky washed, broccoli planted, round up & ant killer applied. Whew, need a rest.

2nd inning mirrors 1st. This time lets get some runs

I like our chances. To strike out and then hit into a double play.

Jeter will roll over and hit a grounder to short

OK, I did get the strike out and the not scoring any runs parts right.

Ellsbury not quite as good as he thinks he is.

Bases loaded, no outs, Yankees don't score. Two outs, no one on, and the Royals score twice, so far.

Oy.
Kuroda is serving them up. Not good.

This is quite frustrating

Leave it to Yangervis

...to strike out

Excruciating.

This is pathetic. I should do something more productive, like hitting my head with a hammer. It's less painful too.

15 and 16) Agreed. This is horseshit.

That wasn't a strike.
Oh well.

I kind of like those powder blue shirts though...

"avatar" playing on FX

Feel a bit sorry for the kid.

Oops.
Baaaaaad ballboy. Bad.

Ah, poor kid. I can only imagine how fast his heart is beating right now.

What the---

Boo.

Hiroki! Lookee what I caught.

THAT was a nice catch

An excellent opportunity to not score.

I guess Ichiro didn't get the memo.

Gritner!

Ugh, Cap'n.

Beyond pathetic

Ugh, Ells

Thank you Royals.

Hard to watch

Bollocks

Cone said Holland has a "fly open style". I feel like I remember a lot of men in New York have a fly-open style.

Gardner overmatched there.

1 for 17 with RISP. Extremely painful. Or, as Alex would say, horseshit.

They owe Hiroki an apology. And a nice steak dinner.

Horse shit.

Mariners are 33-29, Yanks 31-31...