A Game Thread. Gardner with a first inning dinger… Let’s Go Yank-ees! [Picture by Bags]
oh, was just looking for this. They scored a run! Amazing!
And yes, they quickly left two runners on base right after that post. This team is brutal.
Nuno does look good though. I suppose it's good this guy has thrown a lot of pitches.
well, that could have been worse. It's just frustrating that this team doesn't give me more hope and excitement than it does.
wow, two runs!
fuck yeah, mcann!
one run lead is more than enough for the great Nuno.
well, it's good he beat the throw from right field.
A single for Sori! Yay!
MVP! MVP! Gardy!
Oh sure, have some offense during a day game when I'm at work.
sing it wit me now:
Skyrockets in flight (slide guitar) afterNuno delight!
And another lead given up!
Fuck. I wish the score truck would show back up and deliver a blowout win...
Shawn of the Dead Kelly gives up the two run job.
So when we score some runs, we have weak-ass pitching.
Also, why is Shawn Kelley on the team? I forget Did he pitch well in April or something? He's been just brutal.
 Intriguing -- what is 'novayankeefan'? Scotia? Ivan? Lox?
Let the last place team come back multiple times, score 4 frames in a row, and sweep us at home.
Pure motherfucking bollocks.
Under .500 here we come...
Listening to the Tigers - A's game. Tigers with a 9-2 lead. So apparently some teams can score runs.
C'mon you motherfuckers, win the damn game.
(15) That would be Villanova, Yankee Fan!
Huh. Beltran didn't get a hit. With two runners on.
I dunno. What's the point? The futility is palpable.
Dear Brian Cashman. Lil' help?
 Oh, of course!
I think I'm going to be in Philly for the Fourth. I like Philadelphia in the summer, a lot.
Huh. Soriano struck out.
(27), Hotter than hell today around here!
 Here too. Also in Philly.
Oh goody, I get home in time to see horseshit defense.
Swept by the worst team in baseball.
Guess we would have been better off with "not today", huh?
This team is going to be out of it by the all star break and I saw this shit coming from a mile away. This is a shitty team.
 Or yesterday. Or the day before. I'd continue, but it's getting a little depressing.
Well, I don't think the Rays are actually the worst team in baseball. There's the Astros. And the D-Backs.
And the team that's in the process of sweeping the Red Sox.
Boston super-prospect and recent call-up Mookie "Don't Call Me Dicky" Betts is starting in CF. He tore up the minors, but is now hitting .083 for the big club. He also misplayed a deep drive into a triple.
I know. But it's all I have.
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