To paraphrase a good song, “Ghost writers . . . in . . . the . . . skyyyyy!”
To quote another good song …
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We’re gonna have a problem here.
Here’s the news, linked/reported entirely by me, in the first person:
- It looks like the Yanks won’t have to resort to Jason Johnson or Freddy Garcia as a possible fifth starter … Pettitte is a Yankee again:
Andy Pettitte and the New York Yankees agreed Monday to a $5.5 million, one-year contract that brings the left-hander back to New York.
Pettitte can make an additional $6.5 million on performance bonuses and bonuses based on time on the active roster.
“There was never another team brought up,” Pettitte said during a conference call. “I wanted to come back to the Yankees.”
[My take: If Andy has recovered from his physical ailments of late ’08, the Yanks rotation could be the best in the AL East. Welcome back Andy … you put us through a lot these past few weeks, but we’ll see you soon!]
- Here is MLB.com’s coverage of the Pettitte agreement.
- PeteAbe of LoHud steps us to the plate with his assessment of the Torre/Verducci (or is it Verducci/Torre?) book:
Now we have Torre, the man who restored the luster to a faded powerhouse, prostituting himself for the sake of a book and another few million.
… Torre clearly traded some secrets for money. Nobody wanted to read another warm tale about his brother in surgery or Don Zimmer cracking jokes, so Joe and Tom Verducci threw a few players and team executives into the fire. Verducci is an elegant writer and a terrific reporter. The book will be compelling and 100 percent true.
But that’s not really the point. We wanted Bernie Williams Day at the old Stadium. You’d like to see that old warhorse Clemens in Tampa teaching Phil Hughes how to bust somebody inside. And many Yankee fans would weep at the sight of Torre getting his number retired, fat tears running down his face again as Mo, Jorgie, Tino, Paulie and the Captain gather around. …
It just never ends well. Maybe it’s the money that saps them of their dignity. For others it’s the attention or the lifestyle. But our heroes so rarely walk away at the right time. They kick and scream and claw.
[My take: Verducci states its a third person account not just of Joe Torre but of the entire organization during the Torre years. If so, why have Torre on the cover and give him top billing (or any billing for that matter). If much of the meat of the book comes from Torre’s recollections, then how it can it NOT be a Torre “expose”? Why title a book something as non-descript and generic as “The Yankee Years” unless it dealt specifically with one particular person’s “Years”. If Torre is indeed the “mass” around which the Yankee universe “spun” for a 12-year period, why not call it “The Torre Years in Yankeeland” or something more descriptive and … dare I say it … truthful.
Further clouding those questions is the fact that it is Torre, not Verducci, doing the book tour (at least per the publisher’s website).
Also, why would a seemingly classy guy like Torre consent to writing (or merely contributing to?) this book while he is still managing in the Majors? I know the Yanks won’t be facing the Dodgers this year (unless its 1978 World Series deja vu), but why talk about active players, coaches, management, etc. of a former employer while you still interact with them to some extent? This isn’t like an autobiographical “come with me as I recount the great season we had last year” book. Nor is it a sportswriter penning a “a season of team X’s complete and utter failure” book.
Something just doesn’t seem right about the “need” for this book at this particular time. Maybe it IS all about the Benjamins.]
- Richard Sandomir of the Times does an excellent job examining the morass of the “Verducci/Torre” book paradox, as follows:
Torre is cast as the leading character in Tom Verducci’s narrative — not as “I or me,” but in the third person as “Torre.” This isn’t Norman Mailer playing with alter egos like “Aquarius,” but a device that lets Torre recede now and then …
If the structure is not confusing (Torre’s quotations are all over the place), readers may occasionally wonder: what did Torre say that does not appear in quotation marks? When, if ever, did Torre (or Verducci) mute the manager’s strongest views to let other characters voice them? When Verducci asserts that some Yankees called Alex Rodriguez “A-Fraud” (which you don’t doubt because of Verducci’s great reputation), is Torre’s concurrence implicit in more tempered assessments?
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