Here I is, a heppy ket, on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx last Saturday, just hours before the Yankees beat the Twins to win the ALDS. Emily, Alex Ciepley and I grabbed some great food, and I just had to get a photo in front of this old-timey candy store. Fortunately, you can take pictures with your telephone these days. At least Alex C can:

Here’s a cock-eyed close up featuring a busted-ass smile:

Seltzer, seltzer. A malted, maybe?