
The subway platform at Grand Central was filled with Yankee fans as an uptown 4 train pulled into the station. The doors opened, and people pushed to step inside. They halted when a voice came from inside the train, playing the part of traffic cop. “Let them out, please let them out first.” He was calm an authoratative. “Let them out. Two more coming, two more.”
I got into the car with a crowd of Yankee fans and the voice continued, “Watch the closing door. Bing-Bong. I’m just trying to put a smile on your face.” The voice came from a short, thin man, whose impression of the closing-door sound was eerily accurate.
The man moved to the middle of the car and saw a young, suburban couple standing a few feet away. “Oh my god, look at this lucky man,” he said approaching them. “Look at this!” The young man, no older than his mid-twenties, wore a green Yankee cap, decorated with shamrocks, backwards. He had the plain, doughy face of Judge Reinhold.
“You are a lucky man to be with a beautiful white woman like this.”
The young woman was tall. Not exactly pretty, but not at all unattractive. Athletic, she towered over her new admirer.
“I am lucky,” said the boyfriend.
“Yes you are,” said the short man.
She blushed and looked down. Her boyfriend smiled weekly. They both looked unsettled.
“I love white women,” the short man continued. “I do. Love white women. I’m looking to hook up with a beautiful white woman now. I want to make me a little Obama. Now is the time.”
The man talked more about how much he loved white women. Then he imitated two versions of the door-closing sound, both remarkable. But now, nobody was laughing. The car was filled with out-of-towners wearing Yankee jerseys and hats. The man rattled a cup and sharply announced that his wife died four years ago this weekend. He said that he has a daughter. “If you have food or money, keep your money, I’ll take the food,” he said in a clipped baritone voice, almost as if he were barking.
He got off the train at the next stop, but the young girl kept looking down at the ground. She and her boyfriend barely said a word to each other for the rest of the ride up to the Bronx.
When the train came out of the darkness, it rolled past the old Yankee Stadium. You could still see inside the place, for a brief moment. The stands were still intact, but there was no more grass on the field, just dirt. The image of the deserted Stadium flashed by in an instant and I heard different voices say: “wow,” “weird,” “whoa,” “so empty.”
It was like passing by a ghost town. The car remained hushed and then…”Hey, there’s the new stadium.”


