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For What It's Worth: Monday Morning Water Cooler Braggin' Writes Edition

It is chilly today in the Bronx. Big Pelf against the kid Nova. I can’t call it but you know I’ll be rootin’ hard:

Let’s Go Yank-ees!

1. Jeter SS
2. Granderson CF
3. Teixeira 1B
4. Rodriguez 3B
5. Cano 2B
6. Posada DH
7. Gardner LF
8. Dickerson RF
9. Cervelli C

[Picture by Joseph Holmes]

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1 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 12:53 pm

wait a couple of days, the heat will come to you. Too hot to do anything today except lie on the couch, watch the Yankees and drink homemade lemonade.

2 Alex Belth   ~  May 22, 2011 12:58 pm

1) Got a good recipe for that lemonade you can share?

Fuck Pelfrey. Hope they kick his ass.

3 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:01 pm

It's simmering here in St. Louis. I'm really enjoying it, though -- still cool and grey in New England.

4 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:07 pm

[2] Peel two lemons, then cut them up (to remove the seeds). Throw them in a blender, mine's got a couple of preprogrammed settings, I use the timed food chop setting. Then I blend in 4 cups of water and 2/3 cup of sugar. Pour into a pitcher and add another 4 cups of water (I use filtered water.) I like having the pulp in there, there's more nutrition.

Rule is 1 lemon + 4 cups water + 1/3 cup of sugar, not too sweet but does take away the worst of the sourness.

5 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:10 pm

Nice catch, Brett!

6 Alex Belth   ~  May 22, 2011 1:11 pm

4) Awesome, thanks.

Like the way Nova is throwing so far.

7 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:12 pm

He's really keeping them off balance so far. Except for that hard line drive, of course.

Wow, nice backwards K.

8 Alex Belth   ~  May 22, 2011 1:12 pm

Well DONE young man

9 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:12 pm

Nice inning, Ivan.

10 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:14 pm

(And a propos of nothing (other than good pitching, I suppose), I miss Andy.)

11 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:16 pm

Jesus Christ.

12 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:16 pm

Curtis!

13 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 1:16 pm

Nova is a natural for a Sunday.

Cervelli? Dickerson? Small ball in order?

Don't tell Granderson.

14 Just Fair   ~  May 22, 2011 1:16 pm

Curtis is THE MAN!

15 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:16 pm

Those fucking hands of his.

16 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:16 pm

No way! I found the game on TBS just in time!

17 OldYanksFan   ~  May 22, 2011 1:16 pm

Fuck the HR. I want AJax back!

18 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:17 pm

[17] Thpppppppp!

19 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:18 pm

[6] Feel free, everyone, to experiment. Maybe add a lime or berries (strawberries?)

Vodka is strictly optional, as I drink this during the day and may want to do some woodworking in the evening, I keep it out. Tablesaws & alcohol don't mix well.

20 OldYanksFan   ~  May 22, 2011 1:18 pm

I guess Teix will never go to the opposite field? Those weak, topped grounders on outside pitches are not pretty.

21 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:19 pm

What was that shit, Teix?

22 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:19 pm

[20] Giambi 2.0.

23 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:21 pm

Curtis kind of looks like Mattingly on those inside pitches, actually. Just such electric hands.

24 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:22 pm

Good fucking hustle, Alex!

25 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:22 pm

[22] Right, just what we need, a Giambi-like age 31 season from Teix. OPS+ up near 200? No thanks!!!

26 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:23 pm

[25] Sigh. He can't do both and be even better?

27 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:25 pm

[26] I know, it's unconscionable. Character flaw. Selfish, stubborn.

:-) We play this game every season, don't we?

28 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:26 pm

Hahhaha

He deserves to be punished.

Severely.

29 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:28 pm

I love watching Alex go after those! The way he just sort of threw has hands up. So futile.

It's endearing to see someone with all that talent show himself a little goofy now and again. Provided, of course, the situations are low-leverage.

30 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 1:28 pm

[28] I bet Tex likes to be punished.

31 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:31 pm

I don't understand why the Mets wouldn't keep Reyes. Is it that he's injury-prone?

32 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:31 pm

[30] :)

33 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:31 pm

[31] He is, and he'll be expensive, and will insist on a long contract. I think that's the only reservation they have.

34 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:32 pm

Crud.

35 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:32 pm

Why the FUCK did Martinez run back to second?

36 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:32 pm

Crap.
Need a DP here.

37 Alex Belth   ~  May 22, 2011 1:32 pm

Jeez, what a difference an inning makes. Although they aren't exactly crushing Nova.

38 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:33 pm

[35] He thought Rob was headed to the bag for a throw? He did look stupid doing it.

39 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:34 pm

[37] A hard single past a not-even-diving Jeter, a bloop and a hard line drive.

He's all right.

40 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Damn it.

41 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 1:35 pm

[37] What a difference a Bay makes?

42 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:35 pm

Oh fer...
Cheap crap. But the runs still count.

43 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:36 pm

bollocks inning.

44 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:36 pm

He did look a bit excited, kind of yipsy.

45 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:36 pm

Are you NYers watching TBS?

46 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:38 pm

FUCK!

47 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:38 pm

Fug.

48 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:38 pm

[45] YES, why?

49 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:39 pm

Oh, for FUCK'S sake!!!!

Jesus!!!!!!!!!!

50 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:39 pm

They had him. Oy.

51 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:40 pm

Nice high heat.

52 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 1:40 pm

[45] Blacked out here.

53 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 1:40 pm

[48] YES, not 'yes'?
Just wondering whether I'm listening to Ron Darling. I think so.

54 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:41 pm

This isn't good.

55 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:41 pm

That felt like a long inning.

56 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:41 pm

[53] Third base!

57 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 1:43 pm

Three small ball runs for the Mets. If the Yanks did both styles of offense depending on the situation...

58 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:44 pm

[57] They'd win a hundred games.

59 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:46 pm

Wos, Pelfrey's still just 27?

60 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:47 pm

wow, i mean, not wos

61 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:47 pm

Foul?

62 Just Fair   ~  May 22, 2011 1:47 pm

Fuck. 2 damn feet.

63 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 1:48 pm

Oy, foul.

64 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:55 pm

Why did Derek throw that ball?

65 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 1:57 pm

Opposite field hitting just seems so powerful. It frustrates the pitchers, keeps the defense off guard, and just shows the skill of batsmanship.

Is Kevin Long losing control, or is he the reason everything is pulled?

66 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:57 pm

That's what I was taught, that you had to turn right and not left...

67 Just Fair   ~  May 22, 2011 1:58 pm

How are you not on the same page? WTF!

68 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 1:59 pm

[65] I'm telling you, I see other teams do it and it drives me insane. It reminds you it's actually possible, not some mysterious talent possessed by a select few.

69 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:00 pm

Nice pitch, Nova.

70 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:02 pm

Good work, Nova.

71 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:06 pm

Good work, Derek.

72 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 2:07 pm

[68] I know Ichiro is a class of one, but his skill of using his bat like a tennis racket is remarkable, and should be encouraged.

73 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:07 pm

That's a stupid answer by Girardi.

74 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:08 pm

[72] You don't have to tell me.

75 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:11 pm

[72] I've been thinking a little about this, actually, about how there used to be .300 hitters and 30 homerun guys and they were only rarely the same guy.

It seems like what's happened is that being a high-average hitter, as a career path, is simply not available anymore.

I don't know, I haven't researched it or anything, but I have to think something's going on in player development somewhere where the art of playing pepper, etc., simply isn't taught as it must have been once.

76 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 2:13 pm

[74] Not telling, agreeing with you. ✌

77 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:14 pm

[72] And I always go back to Dave Winfield, who went from hitting .280 with 32 HR (or whatever his averages were) to hitting .340 with 19 HR.

He did that by changing his approach. Now, you can debate whether that was wise or not, but it shows you just how much potential control over such things these guys actually have.

78 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:15 pm

[76] I know. :)

79 joe   ~  May 22, 2011 2:22 pm

Was Reyes even running hard?

80 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:24 pm

Oh no.

I saw that whole thing unfolding.

Ohhh, Jorgie.

81 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:24 pm

[79] I know, I thought the same thing. Looked like he quit halfway down the line.

82 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:25 pm

He might have made it had he actually reached the base on that "slide."

83 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:53 pm

Nova's pitching another fine game.

Sure would be nice if the team could score some runs.

84 Alex Belth   ~  May 22, 2011 2:53 pm

Enough of this shit, now. Let's get some fucking runs.

85 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 2:53 pm

Horrible approach by the Mets. Three hits and no runs. This small-ball approach is just not enough. If they're going to get to the playoffs, they'll have to go yard.

86 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 2:54 pm

Well that was a nice nap. Here's hoping the Yankee bats wake up too.

87 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 2:57 pm

Ouch, Don. Get well. You too Gary.

88 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 2:57 pm

Funny how every mediocre to poor pitcher pitches a surprisingly great game against us.

89 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:02 pm

Excruciating.

90 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:08 pm

Wow!

Fabulous play!

91 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:09 pm

Jesus.

Major league ballplayers, ladies and gentlemen.

92 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:12 pm

Nice performance, Nova.

93 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:23 pm

Ok, come on now, Yankees...

94 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:24 pm

Fuck, he'd better not bunt.

95 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:24 pm

OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

96 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:25 pm

OMG.

97 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:25 pm

Yeowch, Frankie.

98 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:25 pm

Jesus Christ.
God, I hope he's okay. As if catchers don't take enough punishment.

99 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:25 pm

Fuck, I thought that got him in the face.

Jesus, baseball is dangerous.

100 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:25 pm

That really was scary. Could have been devastating.

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101 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:26 pm

Come on, Derek...here we go...

102 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:26 pm

[99] It is! Dangerous, and difficult.

103 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:26 pm

YAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

104 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:26 pm

Oh, that was beautiful, absolutely beautiful!!!!!

Okay, Weeping, I'm on your side now.

God, that was beautiful.

105 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:27 pm

Hey, that's one of them hits with a runner in scoring position! They aren't extinct after all.

106 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:27 pm

Of course, the fact that it was Jeter makes it beautifuler.

107 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:28 pm

[104] Heehee!

It was beautifuller, wasn't it?

Good for Derek!

108 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:29 pm

I'll take a walk and a double now. Nothing like a bases loaded double. Mmmmmm.

109 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:30 pm

Why is our best hitter bunting?

110 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:30 pm

Oh come on.
Ugh. I really, really hate that. Damn.
Oh well, at least it was a successful sac. Yuck.

111 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:31 pm

Ohhhhh...
Now I get it! Encouraging the only managerial move I hate more than the sac bunt! :-)

112 Alex Belth   ~  May 22, 2011 3:32 pm

C'mon Alex, get it in the air and out into the outfield, Hoss.

113 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:34 pm

Hah!
I'll take it. No complaints!

114 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:34 pm

Wow!

How 'bout that!

115 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:35 pm

Wow.

116 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:35 pm

Rob will not hit a dribbler.

117 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:36 pm

Yaaayyyyyy!!!

118 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:36 pm

Oh too sweet, too sweet.
Sweet Rob.

Ahhhhhhhh.

119 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:37 pm

Hey, I like this.

120 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:37 pm

Launch it, Jorgie!

121 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:37 pm

Now where is my [108] bases loaded double???

122 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:39 pm

That's a strike?

123 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:39 pm

Damn.
He was right, must be absolutely infuriating when that happens.

124 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 3:41 pm

Po was robbed, and given a lot a leeway to argue, seems the ump had second thoughts.
But...scoring runs with smallish ball.

125 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:43 pm

Huh, I think I'd PH for Brett here, against the lefty. We shall see...

126 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:44 pm

Wowww!!!

Nice hit, Brett!!!!!

127 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:44 pm

YAY!!!!
There it is! Not a bases-clearing double, but pretty freaking close.

Oh, Brett, you did it!!!!

128 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:44 pm

[121] You ask, you shall receive.

129 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 3:44 pm

Opposite Field Double! {121} you called it.

130 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:45 pm

Oh, how I hope this is the start of something big...

And does this mean Nova can get the W?

131 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:45 pm

This is reminding me of what the Cubbies did to Boston last night.

132 Just Fair   ~  May 22, 2011 3:45 pm

Hits with RISP. Interesting in theory and reality.

133 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:45 pm

Is it greedy to want a nice single here to finish them off? It would be so tidy.

134 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:45 pm

"That's baseball, Suzyn."

135 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:46 pm

[130] No, he left with a 3-1 deficit. Still a good outing by him.

136 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:46 pm

[133] Yes, it would!

Finish them!!

HA!!!

It fell!

137 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:46 pm

[130] No, Ivan left with two out, remember?

Oh hohhhohohohoho!
It was greedy, but my greed was satisfied. Yum! So tasty!

138 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:46 pm

[133] Ask and you shall receive.

139 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:47 pm

[131] Oh, but the Red Sox contributed so much crappy defense to that inning. This is different. Sure, lots of cheap hits, but not embarrassing for the Mets, the way last night was for the Sox.

140 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:47 pm

[137] He did, but isn't he still eligible? No, I guess not. That sucks.

141 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 3:48 pm

Nova can get the win, Mo can rest.

142 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:48 pm

Uh. [139] Spoke too soon!
Okay, maybe!

143 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:48 pm

Hahahahah!!

144 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 3:48 pm

[139] Crappy defense!

145 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:49 pm

No, gentlemen, Nova can't get the win. Had he finished the top of the seventh he could have. Ayala is now in line for the W. A vulture W, I guess.

146 kenboyer made me cry   ~  May 22, 2011 3:49 pm

[137] Ooops, you're right; Nova can't get the win.

147 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:52 pm

Strikes, Luis. Strikes.

148 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:53 pm

Attaboy.

149 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:53 pm

It's stupid that Nova's not eligible for the win.

150 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 3:54 pm

The official scorer should have the power to assign the W to its proper earner.

151 RIYank   ~  May 22, 2011 3:55 pm

[149] It's kind of a stupid stat.

Strikes, Luis. Strikes. Yes, like that! Good man.

152 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 4:04 pm

[151] You just say that because you have zero W.

153 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  May 22, 2011 4:11 pm

Ok, good work, boys.

Keep it up.

154 rbj   ~  May 22, 2011 4:13 pm

Nice win.

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