It’s Fab Five Freddy vs. Carl Pavano as the Yanks and Twins begin a four-game series at the Stadium.
1. Derek Jeter SS
2. Curtis Granderson CF
3. Alex Rodriguez 3B
4. Robinson Cano 2B
5. Mark Teixeira 1B
6. Nick Swisher RF
7. Raul Ibanez DH
8. Russell Martin C
9. Brett Gardner LF
Never mind the creamy filling: Let’s Go Yank-ees!
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Pavano. And A.J. is on a rehab assignment for Indianapolis tonight vs. the Mud Hens. Apparently he got shelled in his first outing.
I saw that they are getting another jury together to try Roger Clemens. Well, there is money well spent.
The US is going to shell out as much as the Yanks paid for Pavano, and maybe come up with less promising results.
Omg, look which asshole they have on the mound.
How dare he show his sorry ass face around here.
What's this Alex, 3, Cano, 4 business Joe's begun?
Is this to get Alex more fastballs to hit or something?
Ah "grittiness" again. How does his grittiness factor compare to Eckstein's?
WTF Brett?
Might need a lot of runs to win this one.
Jesus.
Not good.
Fred's making it too easy.
Boooooooo! (for Carl)
Damn, another one!
Babe Jeter!
Well that was satisfying.
Ha!
Curtis!
Fuck YOU, asshole!
Babe Granderson!
Carl is so efficient at coughing up the lead.
Hi Carl!
Damn I love the twins. And damn jeter is off to a nice start.
Now that's the Pavano I know.
Teix comes through.
Teix with a nice hit that didn't get swallowed up by a shift.
MLB.TV free game of the day. Woot!
Halfway to the cycle
Hey, Fred!
Alex drilled that one. C'mon, Robbie!
Fuck!
Why do Twinkies look so good? With the transfat ban, they don't taste as good as remembered. They look like the pads on top of crutches. Probably equal food value. The Yankees need to feast on the TC Twinkies.
Ah yes, the Bobby V. Clusterfuck.
Ugh.
crap
Your slop is garbage, Fred! Oi!
double crap
1,2 3, innings versus this douche bag are unacceptable.
frak!
They should never have Flaherty and Lighter together. They cancel each other out. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey batter batter batter.
schiste!
Omg, he caught that?
Jesus!
Wow!
Whoo-hooo, Grandy. What a snag!
Bullshit time.
Wouldn't we all be better off watching a dozen replays of Granderson's catch?
There's so much to love about Grandy and absolutely nothing to dislike.
Pavano, goddamn money-stealing piece of shit, fucktoothed dildo.
I dread these he who should not be named games.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Oh, I'm definitely voting for Pavano.
What happened to Soriano? Is it because we don't have the lead?
dickfaced Frankenstein jagoff shitheel.
Boo.
Well, that's the name of that tune.
Keep the line moving.
I miss Tolo Colon. Maybe he should have been the old veteran back of rotation starter? He's 2-1 for the A's with a less than one WHIP and less than four ERA. There was something about that funny uncle kind of guy.
[42] You can't fault Pavano for being injured, but he lied to the Yankee staff about the re-injury in his Porsche (while I like the cars, most Porsche drivers are dicks). His disinterest in the team while injured was disconcerting, and he was never really a team mate. They seem to like him in Minny, and maybe he couldn't take the NY scrutiny. Anyway, his salary at the time he was on the Yanks was an anchor that probably scotched some moves.
I agree, he is a fucktoothed dildo, hahaha.