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Keep it Movin’

It’s Fab Five Freddy vs. Carl Pavano as the Yanks and Twins begin a four-game series at the Stadium.

1. Derek Jeter SS
2. Curtis Granderson CF
3. Alex Rodriguez 3B
4. Robinson Cano 2B
5. Mark Teixeira 1B
6. Nick Swisher RF
7. Raul Ibanez DH
8. Russell Martin C
9. Brett Gardner LF

Never mind the creamy filling: Let’s Go Yank-ees!

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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51 comments

1 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 5:48 pm

Pavano. And A.J. is on a rehab assignment for Indianapolis tonight vs. the Mud Hens. Apparently he got shelled in his first outing.

2 Greg G   ~  Apr 16, 2012 5:56 pm

I saw that they are getting another jury together to try Roger Clemens. Well, there is money well spent.

The US is going to shell out as much as the Yanks paid for Pavano, and maybe come up with less promising results.

3 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:03 pm

Omg, look which asshole they have on the mound.

How dare he show his sorry ass face around here.

4 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:04 pm

What's this Alex, 3, Cano, 4 business Joe's begun?

Is this to get Alex more fastballs to hit or something?

5 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:11 pm

Ah "grittiness" again. How does his grittiness factor compare to Eckstein's?

6 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:17 pm

WTF Brett?

7 RIYank   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:19 pm

Might need a lot of runs to win this one.

8 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:22 pm

Jesus.

9 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:22 pm

Not good.

10 RIYank   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:23 pm

Fred's making it too easy.

11 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:25 pm

Boooooooo! (for Carl)

12 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:27 pm

Damn, another one!

13 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:27 pm

Babe Jeter!

14 RIYank   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:28 pm

Well that was satisfying.

15 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:28 pm

Ha!

Curtis!

Fuck YOU, asshole!

16 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:29 pm

Babe Granderson!

Carl is so efficient at coughing up the lead.

17 RIYank   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:29 pm

Hi Carl!

18 ms october   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:29 pm

Damn I love the twins. And damn jeter is off to a nice start.

19 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:29 pm

Now that's the Pavano I know.

20 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:36 pm

Teix comes through.

21 ms october   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:36 pm

Teix with a nice hit that didn't get swallowed up by a shift.

22 randym77   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:51 pm

MLB.TV free game of the day. Woot!

23 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 6:53 pm

Halfway to the cycle

24 RIYank   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:04 pm

Hey, Fred!

25 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:07 pm

Alex drilled that one. C'mon, Robbie!

26 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:08 pm

Fuck!

27 kenboyer made me cry   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:10 pm

Why do Twinkies look so good? With the transfat ban, they don't taste as good as remembered. They look like the pads on top of crutches. Probably equal food value. The Yankees need to feast on the TC Twinkies.

28 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:30 pm

Ah yes, the Bobby V. Clusterfuck.

29 RIYank   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:34 pm

Ugh.

30 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:34 pm

crap

31 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:36 pm

Your slop is garbage, Fred! Oi!

32 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:37 pm

double crap

33 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:43 pm

1,2 3, innings versus this douche bag are unacceptable.

34 rbj   ~  Apr 16, 2012 7:47 pm

frak!

35 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:00 pm

They should never have Flaherty and Lighter together. They cancel each other out. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

36 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:08 pm

Hey batter batter batter.

37 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:13 pm

schiste!

38 weeping for brunnhilde   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:27 pm

Omg, he caught that?

Jesus!

Wow!

39 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:27 pm

Whoo-hooo, Grandy. What a snag!

40 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:29 pm

Bullshit time.

Wouldn't we all be better off watching a dozen replays of Granderson's catch?

41 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:31 pm

There's so much to love about Grandy and absolutely nothing to dislike.

42 Alex Belth   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:34 pm

Pavano, goddamn money-stealing piece of shit, fucktoothed dildo.

43 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:35 pm

I dread these he who should not be named games.
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

44 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:36 pm

Oh, I'm definitely voting for Pavano.

45 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:39 pm

What happened to Soriano? Is it because we don't have the lead?

46 Alex Belth   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:40 pm

dickfaced Frankenstein jagoff shitheel.

47 randym77   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:41 pm

Boo.

48 Boatzilla   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:42 pm

Well, that's the name of that tune.

49 Ara Just Fair   ~  Apr 16, 2012 8:51 pm

Keep the line moving.

50 kenboyer made me cry   ~  Apr 16, 2012 9:08 pm

I miss Tolo Colon. Maybe he should have been the old veteran back of rotation starter? He's 2-1 for the A's with a less than one WHIP and less than four ERA. There was something about that funny uncle kind of guy.

51 kenboyer made me cry   ~  Apr 16, 2012 9:17 pm

[42] You can't fault Pavano for being injured, but he lied to the Yankee staff about the re-injury in his Porsche (while I like the cars, most Porsche drivers are dicks). His disinterest in the team while injured was disconcerting, and he was never really a team mate. They seem to like him in Minny, and maybe he couldn't take the NY scrutiny. Anyway, his salary at the time he was on the Yanks was an anchor that probably scotched some moves.

I agree, he is a fucktoothed dildo, hahaha.

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