Off to watch the Mud Hens, have fun kids.

[0] heh. Hopefully he won't blow...

[2] He did.

I mean, this is a very fun inning. Still, Esmil didn't make me smilE.

I wish we had a guy named Miles.

Nice easy inning for Esm.

So where is everybody? I hope no one got run over by the Score Truck.

Nice try, Kipnis.

Good job by Blue to call him on it.

[6] Paul and Michael got a little confused about the rules on that one, too.

Gritner!

[6] I think they're right in that I've seen it not called when the effort was more subtle, but that was not ... subtle.

Well, Esmil made me smilE after all.

Hufflepuff.

In case you were wondering whether Huff was going to be CC's replacement.

Um, why is Huff still in this game?

Pepe le Phew ...

Hello fellers. Friday night Yanks. Did Huff spoil Esmil 's victory? Nah...Ichiro saves it.

Bunt! Bunt!! Bunt!!!

A play!

And now, the dreaded IBB. So Tito makes the worse of the two bad moves.

Oh yeah!

Make them PAY, Carlos!

Salami time!

BELI!!!

i just turned in to see it go.

how many grand slams did Kay say he has now?

Play Works ... x4!!!

Bellie, rings it. Shhh, this team is actually good.

11th. got it...

Brains!

[22] Yes, but not all in this game. You understood that, right?

And double digits in honor of the arrival of thelarmis!

double digits!!

Frankie Brains is becoming powerful trade bait. I like him but...

[24] my understanding is that he has hit 11 grand slams in this game.

MILES SMILE!

[28] this will greatly help our run differential.

[28] The game would have to be played in 11/4.

(And I know just the guy to do it.)

our run diff is about to take a hit...

This part of the game is not going so well.
But, it makes you appreciate our good relief pitchers more.

Ugh.

THROW STRIKES!

Hey, the Tigers took the lead!

Who needs run differential? The Rays have a better one, why care? The Yanks anomaly prove the rule ?

Oh fer gods sake.

Disgusting.

Well, that was fucking awful.

Kelly, making me green.

Oh well, he picked a good day to suck, I guess.

Oysh.

Okay, time for some damn OUTS.

No outs, three runs in. Vey is mir

[42] We say 'iz' where I come from! Interesting.

[30] i get that! just like i got the early anagrams.

i get things!!

Attaboy.
Adam Warren: still good.

[44] Good for you!
Esmil will smile at you (and Mr. Davis, of course).

[42],so do we! but that damn "automiscorrect" is not my friend. Thanks for your input.

i'm upstairs eating dinner and my laptop doesn't like mlb.tv very much at all.

how did Mac suffer a mild concussion?

[48] Foul tip.

Iz you iz
Or iz you aint
Mein bubbeleh?

The 'Tolo notched his 200th win tonight. that goes along with 2,000 career strikeout.

(yes, he won 200 games *tonight*!)

[50] that's from Five Guys Named Moses.

[49] acha.

[51] Damn.

Hey, did you know that Brett Gardner made two outs in the first inning? Not as impressive as winning 200 games in one night or hitting eleven grand slams, but still unusual.

The Jays are making it interesting. Two on, two out in the bottom of the ninth, Tigers up 5-4... 2-0 count to Francisco...

3-0...

no history tonight...

gritner gave the ball a ride...

Bases loaded.

Josh Thole is up, but I don't think there's anyone left on the Jay bench.

Joe Nathan retires Thole on a foul out for the save!

So that went well for us. Nice comeback win for Detroit.

Blow J's lose.

let's hope for a comeback win from the giants, as well.

(they're playing the royales.)

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be ... catchers!

Ugh.

Rich Hill.

Just bring up that guy we drafted this year already.

He couldn't be worse ...

Hey, awesome!

Rich Hill still sucks.

Hey, big day for Rich Hill!

(Isn't that where Richie Rich lived?)

The foul tip McCann took straight to mask produced a shock wave on his face flesh.

[65] Concussions are going to re-write the face of most modern sports ...

[65] A semi-pro catcher told me it's like getting punched in the face with a boxing glove.

Frankie FUCKING Brains.

Needs. More. At. Bats.

He's the best non-Brett batter on the team. Amazing.

10-6, huh? Oi.

Well, Jeter should have had that.

Or, an average SS should have had that.

Your choice.

Save situation.

What a FUCKING game ...

Just blow three 101s my him, baby.

Argh.
Come on!

Triple digits ftw, please!

BAM.

Okay, that'll do.

Fun game!

Uh, phew.

Pepe le Phew.

winning baseball games is not easy.

i enjoy winning baseball games. 200 per game, is my general preference.

99 mph, a little disappointing FTW. I'll expect triple digits next game, Dellin.